Hovis... in need of TLC

[Hetsmum]

"I am barely able to write this, so weakened am I by the harrowing trauma I have had to endure this week. I am an injured shell of my former self, pitifully three-legged and in need of TLC, a bevy of fit mares and at least a tonne of carrots."

http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/blog/hovis-friday-diary-need-tlc/

 

[Finn]

"I am barely able to write this, so weakened am I by the harrowing trauma I have had to endure this week. I am an injured shell of my former self, pitifully three-legged and in need of TLC, a bevy of fit mares and at least a tonne of carrots."

http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/blog/hovis-friday-diary-need-tlc/

Ohhhh Hovis! You really do make me giggle