Hovis_and_SidsMum
Well-Known Member
Dear diary
i am so sorry for not writing on friday but mum had once again taken the laptop away with her and as such I was incommunicado for the day. I have asked Santa paws for a laptop for christmas but mum has said I'll be lucky if i get a carrot. This I feel is grossly unfair but heh.
So what has been happening this week.
Well as I think mum has told you all my beloved girl was rushed back into horsepital and what a time of it mum and her mum had getting there! It sounded quite funny to be honest but then I wasn't stuck in a lorry on the side of the A1. I would have quite enjoyed it i think - i like nosing through peoples car windows when we stop in the lorry.
From what mum has told me my girl has had another operation and is doing well. I'm hoping she will be home in time for christmas because i have saved up and bought her a swede. Well its more like half a swede now.......... I was hungry last night.
In other news poofy is away at naughty school. Dad finally decided that poofy is indeed a big poof and has sent him away to combat academy to toughen up (well i made that bit up but in my mind thats where he is). As i sat eating my hay in the warm the other night i had great fun imagining poof bags running around an assault course and having to do pressups. Then Dad ruined it and told me his stable is bigger than mine and he's getting two meals a day - excuse me?!! How does that work? I'm an angel (well sort of) and i'm only on one meal a day.
The downside of poofy being away is Dad has decided to help get me fit again after my time off due to being poorly.
I'm not sure i like this idea. He keeps making me go out on hacks on our OWN. The man is mad - how am i supposed to defend him against the lesser spotted wheelie bin without a wingman? As for taking on the rampaging tractors of terror alone - is he for real?!
Mum also has said i'm going out next week for a little jump - i have heard ghastly rumours that they've bought me some antlers and dad a father christmas suit. I am going to DIE if they have. Apparently the jumps are tiny but the kids will love seeing me. What me dressed up like an idiot with dad equally looking like a spanner?! I also heard Dad tell someone he's bought mum and elf cosume. I'm not sure if mum knows but i do know whats left of my standing in the area has now left the building..............
Anyone want to adopt me please so i divorce my parents?
i am so sorry for not writing on friday but mum had once again taken the laptop away with her and as such I was incommunicado for the day. I have asked Santa paws for a laptop for christmas but mum has said I'll be lucky if i get a carrot. This I feel is grossly unfair but heh.
So what has been happening this week.
Well as I think mum has told you all my beloved girl was rushed back into horsepital and what a time of it mum and her mum had getting there! It sounded quite funny to be honest but then I wasn't stuck in a lorry on the side of the A1. I would have quite enjoyed it i think - i like nosing through peoples car windows when we stop in the lorry.
From what mum has told me my girl has had another operation and is doing well. I'm hoping she will be home in time for christmas because i have saved up and bought her a swede. Well its more like half a swede now.......... I was hungry last night.
In other news poofy is away at naughty school. Dad finally decided that poofy is indeed a big poof and has sent him away to combat academy to toughen up (well i made that bit up but in my mind thats where he is). As i sat eating my hay in the warm the other night i had great fun imagining poof bags running around an assault course and having to do pressups. Then Dad ruined it and told me his stable is bigger than mine and he's getting two meals a day - excuse me?!! How does that work? I'm an angel (well sort of) and i'm only on one meal a day.
The downside of poofy being away is Dad has decided to help get me fit again after my time off due to being poorly.
I'm not sure i like this idea. He keeps making me go out on hacks on our OWN. The man is mad - how am i supposed to defend him against the lesser spotted wheelie bin without a wingman? As for taking on the rampaging tractors of terror alone - is he for real?!
Mum also has said i'm going out next week for a little jump - i have heard ghastly rumours that they've bought me some antlers and dad a father christmas suit. I am going to DIE if they have. Apparently the jumps are tiny but the kids will love seeing me. What me dressed up like an idiot with dad equally looking like a spanner?! I also heard Dad tell someone he's bought mum and elf cosume. I'm not sure if mum knows but i do know whats left of my standing in the area has now left the building..............
Anyone want to adopt me please so i divorce my parents?
