HOW embarassing... renaming my mare Jodie Marsh....

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Took madam hacking yesterday with one of the geldings from the yard. Been out for about 30mins, when the gelding starts to whicker and snort at her... couldn't understand what he was making a fuss about... until I realised he was on 5 legs and she had decided walking with her tail over her back was the way forward.... cue stopping every 200yrds to squirt/wee in his direction. She also had her tail over her back all the way home (about another 30mins) :o :o so progress was very slow with him diving at her, and her giving him the come on!!!

Is anyone elses mare this tarty?!!
 
Lol, yes, lil is this tarty. the only problem is that she gives the come on and then tries to kick poor Bruno if he accepts the invitation and comes within six feet of her.

Evil beast is a complete tease.
 
Nope L is a complete sl*g and would quite happily of given herself up there and then I think!! :o :o She was even doing the "mouthing" thing at him... :rolleyes:
 
Zoom is DISGUSTING!!!!! She was never too bad when Monty was alive since he would kill anyone that came near her ;) However, when I went to catch her yesterday, she trotted over with a posse of FOUR boys! Tail in the air grinning from ear to ear with the boys all stomping and puffing their chests out.

We go out in the lorry with a friend's gelding who lives down the road. She is a complete sl*t when he is around......squirting, weeing, squealing etc. She has had two back-leg washing sessions this week and she is still minging!
 
LOL

Was this while she was she battering her eye lashes at him and pushing out her chest out from a elasticated breast girth that's 5 times too small for her?

oh the shame! :D
 
Kenzo- She got the eye lash batting down to a fine art.... she prefers to be free and easy in the chest region ;) :p Except for special occasions... ;)

MontyandZoom, I can understand it in the field.... but honestly, whilst under saddle?!!? Work ethic needs to be looked into me thinks ;) :p Otherwise I am screwed if I go out competing when there is a stallion in residence!! :o
 
Took Seren out yesterday with a very handsome gelding from the yard and she couldn't have cared less, showed him no interest whatsoever...
Put her back in her box next door to another gelding (her 'boyfriend') and they screamed loudly at each other for a few seconds then proceded to snog through the bars :P - she had her tail over her back, squirting everywhere, licking her lips! Can't really call her a tart though, she only seems to have eyes for the one man ;)!
 
i'm so glad i hve a gelding!! altho he's feeling spring-like at the mo. everytime i groom him he enjoys it a bit too much. had to explain to my 7 yr old son on saturday what THAT was. Oh, he just needs a wee, i said!
 
The 2yo filly is in love with my share gelding, always shoving her bum under his nose (he doesn't complain ;) ) But when we take her for a walk up the lane she tries it on with every other gelding we see, spinning her bum towards them. Then she gets back to her boyfriend (my share) and pretends that she only has eyes for him. I don't have the heart to tell the poor lad, at 17 he thinks he is Hugh Heffner! :D

Then again, while she was in the field he tried it on with the new colt! He clearly isn't fussy!
 
Meg walks around with 'wet pants syndrome'! She too, is a tart, but is very restrained from being super tarty when been ridden. I have to wash her back end, otherwise she smells the whole of Dorset out!! lol
 
Haha...yup my mare is an absolute wh*re...literally everything gets her bum shoved in their faced and/or squirted at, my friend is looking after her atm and took these delightful photos of her yesterday..

Ok so firstly notice the rather large wet patch on the floor...that would be her...
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And then when turned out in the field (there is a gelding behind the hedge)
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Yup my horse is a tramp...
 
Hi, I haven't posted much before but this made me chuckle!
Mine is exactly the same - soggy knickered redhead, the one exception with mine is that she only displays like this for other girlies!! boys - naa, they just nearly get their heads kicked in if they show any interest. Does anyone else have a lesbinim horse?!
 
unfortualy yes !!! mine is the same but also she has turned to like females as i brought a new filly the other day and introduced them , and now all my mare seems to be doing is squirting at her , so not only do i have it with geldings with her its also females she took a fancy too
 
ischa said:
unfortualy yes !!! mine is the same but also she has turned to like females as i brought a new filly the other day and introduced them , and now all my mare seems to be doing is squirting at her , so not only do i have it with geldings with her its also females she took a fancy too
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Ischa - looks like your girl is keeping her options open then?!! not fussy! hehe
 
you could say that !!! i dont mind her keeping her options open for males but females is just pushing it . saying that she probley knows what problems men cause ha ha
 
Whatever you do don't bring your tarty mares out riding in the New Forest for the next 4 weeks....they've just turned out the stallions for a month...randy ponies everywhere!!
 
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