Auslander
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I'm locking all my doors and windows tonight!
How long do we reckon I have to live?
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Baywonder
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Not long looking at that very unimpressed face!
It might be a good idea to hide under a duvet........or try and flee the country asap ?
It might be a good idea to hide under a duvet........or try and flee the country asap ?
Auslander
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I've bribed him with carrots, in a desperate last ditch attempt to secure my safety
smolmaus
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I would just double check you haven't already died Auslander and posting as a ghost
Pippity
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Optimistic to think you'll make it to tonight, tbh.
TwyfordM
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Check under the bed before you sleep ?
ArklePig
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That's the face of a pure hallion if ever I saw one. God speed Auslander, god speed.
Ratface
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A contract has already been arranged . . .
teapot
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Are you sure you haven't passed over already?
SEL
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He'll catch you unawares.....
tallyho!
Following a strict mediterranean diet...
???
poiuytrewq
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You think doors and windows will stop a shitland ?
Where’s the headcollar from?
Where’s the headcollar from?
Nicnac
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SpeedyPony
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? Definitely keep your wits about you next time you go into the field!
meleeka
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Death would be too kind, judging by that face. I think it’s a case of revenge being a dish best served cold.
Cortez
Tough but Fair
The face of pure evil.....I reckon you're a gonna....
SatansLittleHelper
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Don't be ridiculous. No self respecting Shitland is going to kill you outright.
He will make you suffer. Daily. Forever.
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He will make you suffer. Daily. Forever.
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Gloi
Too little time, too much to read.
No good hiding under a duvet if you'd seen what my pony did to the yard owner's duvet which had been innocently airing on a line in her garden just within reach of a pony leaning over a fence. ?
Also make sure he never talks to that chestnut mini doing the rounds on Facebook
LeneHorse
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Did you have the audacity to hose a Shetland ?They are closely related to gremlins!
Auslander
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I actually refer to the 3 of them collectively as the gremlins!
Should have thought that through!
Crugeran Celt
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Mine love a good hose down, they stand in line waiting for their turn.
ElleSkywalker
As excited as Kitty about to be a bridesmaid
*remembers Aus foundly*
Auslander
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Reports of my demise were premature.
He seemed quite pleased to see me this morning, even though I wouldn;t let him eat his friends breakfast. Fully aware that the soft eye and wiffly nose could be a ploy. He has lulled me into a false sense of security before.
I haven't yet broken the news that his life is about to change...
He seemed quite pleased to see me this morning, even though I wouldn;t let him eat his friends breakfast. Fully aware that the soft eye and wiffly nose could be a ploy. He has lulled me into a false sense of security before.
I haven't yet broken the news that his life is about to change...
Oreo&Amy
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The Loch Ness monster has become land bound. Get the Jurassic park crew out there now to jabber on making absolutely no sense!!
OldNag
Wasting my time successfully....
Have you got good life insurance?
View
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Aus, you do like living dangerously don’t you?
Auslander
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Lucky escape. The harness was too big!
We carried out a bodge, so he pulled the cart around the yard anyway. Wasn't the slightest but bothered by it!
He's walked round between the shafts before, with people pulling the cart, but this was his first time moving it himself. Clever little wotsit
We carried out a bodge, so he pulled the cart around the yard anyway. Wasn't the slightest but bothered by it!
He's walked round between the shafts before, with people pulling the cart, but this was his first time moving it himself. Clever little wotsit
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Cortez
Tough but Fair
They know no fear....
Lois Lame
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He deserves a carrot for that.