kit279
Well-Known Member
So. Today.
No. of horses to plait = 2
No. of elastic bands wasted = millions. True estimate prob 50.
No. of times wished I had remembered plaiting cotton = 289.
No. of blue fingers = 2.
No. of hours late = 1, ok maybe 2.
No. of times had to redo stupid plaits = 23.
No. of plaits that fell out or looked duff = 11.
No. of expletives directed at fidgety horse = too many to count. Especially when attempting to French plait forelocks.
No. of times I wished I had smaller horses or longer legs = 438.
I need help. How long does it take you to plait your horses mane (I had such a nervous breakdown I couldn't do their tails) and what do you do to speed up the process?!
(I can currently be contacted at nearest mental asylum)
No. of horses to plait = 2
No. of elastic bands wasted = millions. True estimate prob 50.
No. of times wished I had remembered plaiting cotton = 289.
No. of blue fingers = 2.
No. of hours late = 1, ok maybe 2.
No. of times had to redo stupid plaits = 23.
No. of plaits that fell out or looked duff = 11.
No. of expletives directed at fidgety horse = too many to count. Especially when attempting to French plait forelocks.
No. of times I wished I had smaller horses or longer legs = 438.
I need help. How long does it take you to plait your horses mane (I had such a nervous breakdown I couldn't do their tails) and what do you do to speed up the process?!
(I can currently be contacted at nearest mental asylum)