How many burgers would I get from a 15hh tbx

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As title.

Would they be a bit tough? He is rather old and VERY neurotic!

Also if anyone knows any good marksmen I will need it. :mad:

I am now going out to the pub!!!!!! In my car! Which is lovely and does not run away when I go to see her and does not charge at me when I try to take her friend away.

Oh and everyone is welcome to come to the Barby!
 
Sounds like she needs tenderising a fair bit, I'd say chisel and hammer instead of knife and fork and plenty of beer to wash her down and maybe book in at the dentist.:D:D:D:D:D:D for some new fillings:eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
LOL I've had the same conversation about tins of dog food!!!! Once you have worked it out properly she will be very good and sweet and loving and you will feel really guilty for these thoughts!!
 
Hm. If too tough, you could always mince it :D

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You could make a few sausages too, you can't have a bbq with just burgers. You could add spices in case the meat isn't very tasty. My horse is going to be turned into chorizo, as he is a bit spanish.
 
dozzie said:
LOL! Just reread my post! The car is a she! The horse is a HE! That will be extra sausages!:D
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Hilarious !!!!! My hubbie calls his digger and tractors "she" so its only far that my car is a HE like yours !!! He calls my horse the "4 legged over draft" and has worked out how many pritts sticks itwould make so I'll see if he can estimate horses into burgers as well !!! :- 0
 
Lol Mrs M! Can you enlarge this and print it out! Then send it to me and I will copy it over and over and stick hundreds on the fence! Then he will know I mean business...



...and he will take f all notice.:D
 
Poor nedsome!!!!!
He has been mollycoddled for 32 years! He has been retired for nearly 10(because I could only catch him about once every 6 months).

I spend my whole life juggling his feeds to keep him eating. Well now it is my turn to eat him!

...Actually that sounds quite gross.! I will have the chicken, you can have the burgers LOL!:D
 
He, he, he, this has made me titter.
I really upset someone just before xmas, they had just got back from a horse sale, and was shocked that some of the foals were only going for ten guineas . All i said was, my gad, thats a lot cheaper than a turkey, i better change my order. She looked me up and down, and huffed out of the shop.
 
For years I have wondered what the reaction would be to my ultimate fantasy of entering the dressage ring at some posh County event and the announcer saying: And next into the ring is Box Of Frogs riding her own horse, Jellymeat Whiskas.
 
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