LazyS
Well-Known Member
Got sent this for our breed society newsletter and thought I would share it (apologies to those who read the newsletter!).........
Thoroughbred: I changed it an hour ago. Cmon you guys catch up!
* Arabian: Who ME?? Do WHAT? Im scared of light bulbs! Im outta here!
* Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you want.
* Shetland: Give it to me. Ill kill it and we wont have to worry about it anymore.
* Friesian: I would, but I cant see where Im going from behind all this mane.
* Belgian: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.
* Warmblood: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesnt anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling, but only because my hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am NOT changing light bulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.
* Morgan: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! Im gonna do it! I know how, really I do! Just watch! Ill rewire the barn after, too.
* Appaloosa: Yall are a bunch of losers. We dont need to change the light bulb; I aint scared of the dark. And someone make that darn Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.
* Haflinger: That thing I ate was a light bulb?
* Mustang: Light bulb? Lets go on a trail ride, instead. And camp. Out in the open like REAL horses.
* Lipizzaner: Hah, amateurs. I will change the light bulb. Not only that, but I will do it while standing on my hind legs and
balancing it on my nose, after which I will perform seven flying lead changes in a row and a capriole. Can you do that? Huh? Huh? Didnt think so.
* Miniature: I bet you think I cant do it just cause Im small. You know what that is? Its sizeism!
* Akhal Teke: I will only change it if its my owners light bulb and no one else has ever touched it.
* Andalusian: I will delegate the changing of the light bulb to my personal groom after he finishes shampooing my mane and cleaning my saddle, but only on the condition that it is changed for a soft blue or pink bulb, which reflects better off my coat while I exhibit my astonishing gaits.
* Cleveland Bay: Im busy. Make the whipper-in and the hounds do it.
* Saddlebred: My ears are up already, please, please get the &#/~..# light bulb away from me! Im ready to show, really, I
promise Ill win!
* Paint: Put all the light bulbs in a pen, tell me which one you want, and my owner will bet you twenty bucks I can get it before the quarter horse.
* Pony Of the Americas: Im not changing it. Im the one who kicked the old one and broke it in the first place, remember? Now, excuse me, I have a grain room to break into.
* Standardbred: Oh for Petes Sake, give me the darn bulb and lets be done with it.
Thoroughbred: I changed it an hour ago. Cmon you guys catch up!
* Arabian: Who ME?? Do WHAT? Im scared of light bulbs! Im outta here!
* Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you want.
* Shetland: Give it to me. Ill kill it and we wont have to worry about it anymore.
* Friesian: I would, but I cant see where Im going from behind all this mane.
* Belgian: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.
* Warmblood: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesnt anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling, but only because my hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am NOT changing light bulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.
* Morgan: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! Im gonna do it! I know how, really I do! Just watch! Ill rewire the barn after, too.
* Appaloosa: Yall are a bunch of losers. We dont need to change the light bulb; I aint scared of the dark. And someone make that darn Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.
* Haflinger: That thing I ate was a light bulb?
* Mustang: Light bulb? Lets go on a trail ride, instead. And camp. Out in the open like REAL horses.
* Lipizzaner: Hah, amateurs. I will change the light bulb. Not only that, but I will do it while standing on my hind legs and
balancing it on my nose, after which I will perform seven flying lead changes in a row and a capriole. Can you do that? Huh? Huh? Didnt think so.
* Miniature: I bet you think I cant do it just cause Im small. You know what that is? Its sizeism!
* Akhal Teke: I will only change it if its my owners light bulb and no one else has ever touched it.
* Andalusian: I will delegate the changing of the light bulb to my personal groom after he finishes shampooing my mane and cleaning my saddle, but only on the condition that it is changed for a soft blue or pink bulb, which reflects better off my coat while I exhibit my astonishing gaits.
* Cleveland Bay: Im busy. Make the whipper-in and the hounds do it.
* Saddlebred: My ears are up already, please, please get the &#/~..# light bulb away from me! Im ready to show, really, I
promise Ill win!
* Paint: Put all the light bulbs in a pen, tell me which one you want, and my owner will bet you twenty bucks I can get it before the quarter horse.
* Pony Of the Americas: Im not changing it. Im the one who kicked the old one and broke it in the first place, remember? Now, excuse me, I have a grain room to break into.
* Standardbred: Oh for Petes Sake, give me the darn bulb and lets be done with it.
