how to marry a jockey ??

mollie77 said:
so I want to marry a jockey how do I get myself one? ;) :)
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How about stop posting such childish crap that makes you look like a weird stalker, close down the laptop and get out in the REAL world, meet real people and maybe just maybe you'll meet somebody and love them for who they are not what they do.
 
thewonderhorse said:
WOW ^^
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If that was at me I suggest a quick look at ops previous posts....one of her first was wanting to know was she too old to learn to ride as someone told her the pro eventer she was interested in wouldn't be interested in her if she didn't ride???!!!
 
amage said:
If that was at me I suggest a quick look at ops previous posts....one of her first was wanting to know was she too old to learn to ride as someone told her the pro eventer she was interested in wouldn't be interested in her if she didn't ride???!!!
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Where's the like button :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
Surely marrying a unhorsey guy - who let's face it, without the additional cost of horses is bound to be richer - is a much better idea, no? :D
 
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Wow, someone whose understanding of this dating-love-long term relationship lark is even worse than mine :eek3:
 
OP - Dress in a panto horse costume, hang around outside (aforementioned) Newmarket pub, and hope some small bloke takes you out on the gallops?! Can't promise wedding bells, but maybe wild oats!
 
suffolkmare said:
OP - Dress in a panto horse costume, hang around outside (aforementioned) Newmarket pub, and hope some small bloke takes you out on the gallops?! Can't promise wedding bells, but maybe wild oats!
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No no no you to arrange for your father to be thevery keen owner of numerous racehorses live in house with at least a two mile private drive to get to the house bordered by paddocks full of well bred Youngstock , you should also arrange to be an only child ( you may need to despatch your siblings ) you will of course need to be an very attractive model type ( plastic surgery may be a help here ) it may also be a good idea to get a degree as a physio with a special interest in trauma rehab get all that in place and you almost cant fail to find a jockey to marry you.
 
Goldenstar said:
No no no you to arrange for your father to be thevery keen owner of numerous racehorses live in house with at least a two mile private drive to get to the house bordered by paddocks full of well bred Youngstock , you should also arrange to be an only child ( you may need to despatch your siblings ) you will of course need to be an very attractive model type ( plastic surgery may be a help here ) it may also be a good idea to get a degree as a physio with a special interest in trauma rehab get all that in place and you almost cant fail to find a jockey to marry you.
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Hahahaha to both!! :p
 
JFTD said:
Wow, someone whose understanding of this dating-love-long term relationship lark is even worse than mine :eek3:
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Same!

I of course would like to marry a premier league footballer who gets paid ££££'s per hour so he can then finance my horses/ 1000's of cats/ nice stable yard :p
 
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