Madam Min
Well-Known Member
Surely it has to be simpler and cheaper to stick to reading Dick Francis?![]()
Ha ha! Or Jilly Coopers Jump?
Surely it has to be simpler and cheaper to stick to reading Dick Francis?![]()
No no no you to arrange for your father to be thevery keen owner of numerous racehorses live in house with at least a two mile private drive to get to the house bordered by paddocks full of well bred Youngstock , you should also arrange to be an only child ( you may need to despatch your siblings ) you will of course need to be an very attractive model type ( plastic surgery may be a help here ) it may also be a good idea to get a degree as a physio with a special interest in trauma rehab get all that in place and you almost cant fail to find a jockey to marry you.
If lifes good and he is getting lots of rides and the money is coming in and you dont have to work then life is great, you wont see much of him because he will be travelling all the time going racing, when he has a big winner he will be celebrating with the owner, what other nice ladies will be in attendance, if he has a big ride the next day he wont be eating so will be moody, let alone little man syndrome, but because he lives on a high when life is good it will be good, but if he isnt getting the rides and money isnt coming in and he isnt getting the adrenalin rush life could be very depressing which could lead to mood swings, frustrations, violence, too much alcohol, and they usually dont have other qualifications to fall back on if it doesnt work out.
Dont expect late lie ins, they have horses to ride, a job to do, and if they are racing on boxing day well dont expect to celebrate christmas day. It isnt their fault but sadly it is their life style. I should know i have married two in my life, been there, seen it, done it, got the t shirt.
But hey if you meet the man of your dreams who cares what he does for a living.
when he was racing he was 5'11"
Is he taller now?
Is he taller now?
And the most important thing that you need is a blind eye when it comes to 'overnight racing'
so I want to marry a jockey how do I get myself one?![]()
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Did you find one? Did you manage to marry him? Are you divorced yet? Or have you decided on an elf now it is the season to be jolly.
Update needed!
How about stop posting such childish crap that makes you look like a weird stalker, close down the laptop and get out in the REAL world, meet real people and maybe just maybe you'll meet somebody and love them for who they are not what they do.