Human sacrifice wanted for weather gods

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You've already spoken to Rosie the little old lady haven't you? She started on me this morning. I'm bored, I'm still offering. You know it's warm in hell don't you?
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Oooohh, yes. And it gets warmer in Hell all the time...each time I post I feel a little blast of hot air
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I just thought men might make more fuss (if manflu' is anything to go by) which would attract the weather gods' attention...
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You are a tough person Shilasdair, but if you insist, then take the men
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salami doesn't taste good burnt
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pmsl !!

well i think im a born again virgin,ive long forgot what its like so i could offer myself to the cause but tbh they wouldnt like me as im too evil !!!
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Ah, now if memory serves you have some very attractive small dependents...wouldn't be possible.
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You are a tough person Shilasdair, but if you insist, then take the men
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salami doesn't taste good burnt
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Anything made of donkey anus doesn't taste good, burnt or not.......unless you're used to the taste as you spend so long ass-kissing your donks.
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pmsl !!

well i think I'm a born again virgin,ive long forgot what its like so i could offer myself to the cause but tbh they wouldn't like me as I'm too evil !!!
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Ah, now if memory serves you have some very attractive small dependents...wouldn't be possible.
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ah yes your rite,my minions would miss me and wouldn't be able to survive without me
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Shilasdair,
You're a mad crazy chick - or chap - but let's go for it. One or two politicians I can think of or some fat cat bosses (actually mine would be ideal)
 
me too... oh is getting more and more annoyed, love him....i better put him up for the slaughter!!! (could he finish watching the film 1st)
 
Alright...thank you for all your nominations...I have chosen my sacrifice victim....and have the rite scheduled for this evening.
I can't say who it is obviously, to prevent police interest, but let's just say I'll have to learn how to post about donkeys called Rosie to cover my tracks
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So the weather in the South-West should turn sunny and bright from tomorrow (assuming the weather devils don't spit her back out as unpalatable).
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Sooty - I like your thinking. I'm going back to the Hobbies post in the Soapbox to see if anyone does speedy basketwork.
Faerie666 - yes, sorry. I'll see if I can't find another...there's a few husbands who won't be missed.
Lea789 - how could you?! I thought you loved Miranda as much as I do...it's not his fault he's becoming a little....ripe.
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Lea789 - how could you?! I thought you loved Miranda as much as I do...it's not his fault he's becoming a little....ripe.
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Well, he's getting very 'ripe', especially after spending last night with you! And anyway, I assumed that, judging by past performance, he would just ... sort of ... bounce back after the sacrifice.

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Did you know - if there was no such letter as 'D' - his name would be Ewar Woowar. Fact!
PS Is still raining in E**ex, so sacrifice some more please.
 
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Did you know - if there was no such letter as 'D' - his name would be Ewar Woowar. Fact!
PS Is still raining in E**ex, so sacrifice some more please.

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I haven't finished the wicker (or should that be whicker
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Did you get any volunteers, S????


As the forcast is now milder and dryer, my reserve list of members on here may well be useless.....
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Did you get any volunteers, S????


As the forcast is now milder and dryer, my reserve list of members on here may well be useless.....
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I had a few volunteers...but many more nominees, oddly. The trouble was, most of them were whingy husbands, or barking yard owners....and frankly the weather devils would have spat them back at me...
I have a certain donkey owner lined up...just putting the final touches to my basket weaving...find a dry match...and we're away!
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If they dont have to be a virgin can I nominate my OH?
I spent hours this mornig sorting out clan memberlist,amending personal info,tracking everyone down and making sure everything was right then he gave my notebook to our son to draw on when I went to the loo
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I'm ready
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(you do know the difference between me and my twin don't you?? tehe, been waiting years to get rid of her!!)
 
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If they dont have to be a virgin can I nominate my OH?
I spent hours this mornig sorting out clan memberlist,amending personal info,tracking everyone down and making sure everything was right then he gave my notebook to our son to draw on when I went to the loo
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NOT amused....

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I may do a job lot of husbands shortly...but I'm going to try DM first...she volunteered....hope she doesn't weasel out...has anyone seen her sprinting by?
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I'm ready
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(you do know the difference between me and my twin don't you?? tehe, been waiting years to get rid of her!!)

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I don't mind which one of you I flambe. Can you wait a wee while...this basket work is tricky isn't it?
Oh, and can you wear something nicely flammable, and lots of hairspray and perfume?
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Sorry, just the wings flamable. Now my twin, covered in £50 notes she 'borrowed'. They go of with a bang, you've seen them on November 5th.

Sprint? *phuph*
 
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