HumungaHorse and Kermit do Knaptoft CIC*

[trefilan]

He is a bit fabulous isnt he! Well done, he is very talented.
Can i swap you my camel for HH??

 

[kerilli]

i'll swap you two 3-yr old future event mares, as yet unbroken (attack of cowardice by me), for HH?
go on, you know you want a pair of utterly stroppy cows to break in, you really do...!
i wonder how much wine i'd have to tip down your throat before you said Yes...

 

[icestationzebra]

I might have a recipe for Chicken Moonshine somewhere. That way when they pass out inebriated we can place a few at strategic points in the school. Won't be cruel either as they will simply wake up not knowing anything about it - although they might have a headache.......

And if you sell HH you are in big trouble!

 

[kirstyhen]

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So is the swap for the multi-talented lawnmower/field ornament thingy AND the hunting tipples, as that is sounding v appealing (especially as my OH said he would kick me out if I ever went home with a coloured horse.....

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Yup, you can have all my alcohol (and as Im a student who needs masses of dutch courage out hunting, that alot!)
The giant lawnmower thinks he's bay if that helps! He refuses to socialise with other coloured horses!
Ill have Hector if HH is taken (If I'm not really confused and they are actually the same horse, you have far too many bay horses!)

 

[Baydale]

Oh my goodness I am underwhelmed by all your kind offers.

Kerilli you must think I have a serious addiction if you reckon any amount of alcohol would persuade me to take on your three year olds....*smiles sweetly*.... but thanks anyway.

Only you ISZ would have a recipe for Chicken Moonshine.

And as for the offers of a racist coloured horse and a camel (that I'm assuming is grey C_h), the lazy in me refuses to have anything other than a mud-coloured pony, so again I will have to reject your most generous and well-considered offers.

 

[KatB]

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(especially as my OH said he would kick me out if I ever went home with a coloured horse.....

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Did Tonto make THAT much of an impression!?!?!?!

 

[Baydale]

No no no, it wasn't Tonto's fault, honestly it wasn't - he was racist way before he met Godders.

 

[KatB]

Lmao! Remind me to paint him brown if I come to yours again

 

[kirstyhen]

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No no no, it wasn't Tonto's fault, honestly it wasn't - he was racist way before he met Godders.

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Him and Hen would get on then! And Hen has an aversion to getting dirty.......

 

[Saf]

Well done Baydale, fab report and thanks for the glass of Pimms

 

[jellybaby]

If we are going down the chicken route.....my OH sadly and strangely knows how to hypnotise a chicken (these military types are a bit odd) apparently if you are mega hungry you can hypnotise it before you kill it.

*JB wanders off wondering if she could swap OH with chicken hypnotising skills for HH.......*

JB xx

PS I could also thrown in all the leftover booze from the wedding......!

 

[jxd]

What a fantastic result, welldone

look forward to pics!

 

[icestationzebra]

Chicken hypnotherapy! Wow! Would love a go at that

 

[Baydale]

JB that would be a handy skill to have in times of war....

And I bet there isn't any leftover booze from your wedding, so stop teasing me.

I think I'm going to have to turn down all your offers because apparently Hector was like a lost soul when his best friend HH was away, pathetic I know.

 

[jellybaby]

Actually we have 36 litres of Pimms, 52 bottles of wine and 2 cases of champagne. My parents slightly over estimated the quantities - not that I am complaining, my weekly grocery shop has dropped due to no wine purchases!!!

Now that’ll grab your attention!!!!

JB xx