Husbands funny "wrong words"

[popsicle]

Does anyone else know of people who use wrong words?

Some of my hubbys funny ones include.

The time he bought some "Shangri la" (Sangria)

The time he smelled "Incest" (Incense)

Its an "Abortion" (Abomination)

A Beast (Obese)

He Also calls Celine Dion CEELON DEEJON.

I'm sure he does it on purpose just to wind me up

 

[devilwoman]

My father in law has some good uns :

that Hosseltoff fella !!! - David Hasselhoff

qunicy = quiche lorraine

he has many more of his little quirks but cant think of them off hand.

 

[Chestnuttymare]

i knew a guy who once said, during a really intense business meeting - 'yes, weall know that there is always light at the end of the rainbow'. Situation dictated that nobody could have possible sniggered.

on hols in Italy, my husband whi is half Italian, and speaks the language reasonably well, commented to the reception in Italian 'oh the room was rather butter'. He meant it was cold but got the words mixed up.

 

[Sarah Sum1]

A lady i know calls Tia Maria, Tina Marina

 

[dozzie]

Jodhpurs are now known as jompers in our house!

 

[dressager]

My bfs Dad who's Italian always misses off the last 2 letters when pronouncing "country" - no joke! Its hilarious when he says"Back in my ....."!!!

 

[Tabbi]

lol, my 7 year old calls them jod-ahh-phurs. bless him

 

[My_chestnut_mare]

my Oh calls ebay ebabe and my son calls jodhpurs joggers

 

[Box_Of_Frogs]

Due to some misunderstandings from various vocabularly (?) challenged people at my yard:

- our horses always do transactions in their school work
- some of us have sympathetic saddles
- our RI informs us that some of our neds have a nice twot

Loads more but gonna have to call on Llwyncwn to fill in some more blanks lol x

 

[Bowen4Horses]

my husband mishears words to songs...

eg skeelo:
'i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller, i wish i had a girl, if i did, i would call her'
he hears as
'i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller, i wish i had a girl with a big avocado'

 

[kerrylou123]

i know loads of people that call them joppers! And these are horsey people too!

 

[Spudlet]

QR
My step dad says 'excrement' instead of 'excellent'.

Definitely on purpose thought!

 

[jumbyjack]

OH and his entire family are stars at wrong words, a few classics - we have a conservative on the back of the house, feeding puppies correctly is fatal, the back wall is built with monumental stone and you have broad anglias round the bottom of a skirt, you wear a binikin on the beach!

 

[vesophie]

my daughters is " mwy worlds lapperwin'"


whitch is her pony name (my) wolds lapwing it always makes us giggle cuz its sooooo cute!

 

[rosie fronfelen]

my OH wanted to buy clothes from Ikea.(he meant Matalan!!!)

 

[archoak]

OH at dressage yesterday 'Does J have to take his beagling off to salute?'

 

[Ottinmeg]

my friend calls La Redoute Della route.

 

[My_chestnut_mare]

Haa haa bof love it!!!!!

They made me giggle

 

[pricklyflower]

My friend always says "Villas" instead of fillers (jumps) lol

Sorry for hi-jack but Ottinmeg, I always miss the HHO posts that say "Who's your favourite HHO horse" and in my case it's yours in your sig, absolutely gorgeous

 

[k9h]

My Dad always says it's a Stuart Seagull film I like his films.

He means Steven Seagal!

 

[Annagain]

This one will probably only mean anything to Welsh people but my (English) OH told me he was going to Lahore with work the other day. I was quite surprised that the local police we sending him to Pakistan with less than 12 hours notice until I realised he meant Loughor.
For those who don't know Loughor is a village between Swansea and Llanelli, the "gh" in the middle is pronounced like the "ch" in loch...unless you're my OH!

 

[Archangel]

I use poltergeist instead of poultice.
"just off to put a poltergeist on his foot" Vet usually just shakes his head at me..