Holloa
Well-Known Member
Good Things About Husbands
Husbands are less expensive to shoe.
Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that even
compares with the hassle of soaking hay.
A lame husband can still work
A husband with a tummy ache doesn't have to be walked
Husbands don't try to scratch their heads on your back
They're better able to understand puns
If they're playing hard to catch you "might" be able to run
them down on foot.
They know their name
They pay their own bills
They apologise when they step on your toes
They seldom refuse to get in the vehicle
They don't panic, yelling, and running all through the house when
you leave them alone. (unless you left the kids too)
For a nominal fee you can hire someone else to clip them.
Good Things About Horses
If they don't work out you can sell them
They don't come with in-laws
You don't have to worry about your children looking like them
You never have to iron their saddle pads
If you get too fat for one you can shop for a bigger one
They smell good when they sweat
You can repair their "clothes" with duct tape
Its possible to keep them from " jumping the fence"
You can force them to stay in good physical condition...with a whip
if necessary. (Although some husbands might enjoy that too!)
They don't want their turn at the computer
They turn white with age, but not bald.
They learn to accept restraint
They don't care what you look like, as long as you have a carrot.
Husbands are less expensive to shoe.
Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that even
compares with the hassle of soaking hay.
A lame husband can still work
A husband with a tummy ache doesn't have to be walked
Husbands don't try to scratch their heads on your back
They're better able to understand puns
If they're playing hard to catch you "might" be able to run
them down on foot.
They know their name
They pay their own bills
They apologise when they step on your toes
They seldom refuse to get in the vehicle
They don't panic, yelling, and running all through the house when
you leave them alone. (unless you left the kids too)
For a nominal fee you can hire someone else to clip them.
Good Things About Horses
If they don't work out you can sell them
They don't come with in-laws
You don't have to worry about your children looking like them
You never have to iron their saddle pads
If you get too fat for one you can shop for a bigger one
They smell good when they sweat
You can repair their "clothes" with duct tape
Its possible to keep them from " jumping the fence"
You can force them to stay in good physical condition...with a whip
if necessary. (Although some husbands might enjoy that too!)
They don't want their turn at the computer
They turn white with age, but not bald.
They learn to accept restraint
They don't care what you look like, as long as you have a carrot.
