I am going riding

We are off for a ride around the village, every one keep your fingers crossed the bloody blood doner lorry's not around this week with its flapping monster (advert banner) which is quite obviously only there to kill us.
Almost as scary as a cigarette packet you know
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Banners and buckets? No problem.

Ducks, on the other hand are REALLY scary - especially if it's only one on it's own - you should be extra suspicious, but as long as you shrink yourself down from your normal 14.3 to about 12.2 and scurry past is as fast as you can (sideways, obviously), you should be ok.

If it quacks, be worried. If it takes off - so do you!
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Ducks, banners, gateposts, all in a days ride but the pink chair used by riders to get on....well its got four legs and those back slats definately look like teeth!!
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Aaah but watch out for the puddle monsters - there's lots of carnivorous horse eating monters lurking in them there puddles round where we hack!
 
The biggest cause of panic in my little Welsh is the telephone box that isn't there anymore!

Never a caused a problem when it was there but now there's just an empty patch of grass he's convinced whatever took the telephone box is lurking to get him.
 
LOL they are so funny, I like the telephone box one thats just really rediculous.
Fortunatly the banner was not out there were flappy carrier bags atatched to the park railings like wind socks but hey, he didnt even notice those!!!
We have geese, pigs and a dog that chases and bites fetlocks and guess which are the most scary?? Yes the goose XX
 
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