I am no longer answering emails

[Caol Ila]

Iceland has worked out a solution for coping with emails you can't be arsed with, and I have decided to follow suit.

For the foreseeable future, all emails and PMs will be answered by Fin and Hermosa.

These Icelandic Horses Will Respond to Your Work Emails When You’re on Vacation

Yes, you read that right. Iceland is encouraging tourists visiting the country to disconnect, and it trained a few horses to type on a giant custom keyboard.

www.outsideonline.com

 

[Ratface]

Old Horse has declined to involve himself in this matter.
He has staff.

 

[CanteringCarrot]

My young horse refuses based on child labor laws.

 

[Esmae]

Sainsburys never answered an e-mail from my dog some years back, so it's likely that this might actually work and make the sender disappear back into their burrow.

 

[SEL]

I'm outsourcing to my psychopathic 3kg of deceptively cute cat - highlight all, press delete, have a nap, no stress.