Shady
Well-Known Member
oh god what have i done!
i can't believe i let the mayor talk me into naughty Mr P carrying Joseph to the nativity creche
here are all the reasons why this is a terrible , terrible idea!!
Mr P is a horrible horse, we think he got chucked out of the military for insubordination.
he picks things up, he will pick up tiny, sheet clad angels and hysterical mothers will be rugby tackling them off him
he hi steps, what if Mary hitches a ride too with baby Jesus and they slide off the back, Jesus will roll down the road into a ditch.
he will get his willy out, he always does, he's a ghastly exhibitionist, it will take alot more than frankincense and myrrh to revive the old spinsters
last year they couldn't afford a donkey for the stable and had a friesian cow with a hat on instead and me and my friend laughed so much i peed my pants and he had to use his asthma inhaler .
oh deepest wow, d'you think it's too late to ask for a miracle ?!!!!!
i can't believe i let the mayor talk me into naughty Mr P carrying Joseph to the nativity creche
here are all the reasons why this is a terrible , terrible idea!!
Mr P is a horrible horse, we think he got chucked out of the military for insubordination.
he picks things up, he will pick up tiny, sheet clad angels and hysterical mothers will be rugby tackling them off him
he hi steps, what if Mary hitches a ride too with baby Jesus and they slide off the back, Jesus will roll down the road into a ditch.
he will get his willy out, he always does, he's a ghastly exhibitionist, it will take alot more than frankincense and myrrh to revive the old spinsters
last year they couldn't afford a donkey for the stable and had a friesian cow with a hat on instead and me and my friend laughed so much i peed my pants and he had to use his asthma inhaler .
oh deepest wow, d'you think it's too late to ask for a miracle ?!!!!!
