I bet you can't top my weird thing I saw on my hack....

I did laugh when I read this post - because of how you wrote it! I would have been nervous to see something like that. How odd!
 
When i used to live in Manchester and we used to hack along the river mersey there were flashers ALL the time, the mounted police used to ride out with us sometimes, i thought it was hilarious as i was only 13!! There were naked joggers and all sorts,one grabbed me once and the police always told us if anyone did to whack them with our whips and i did! Quite scary now i'm grown upand realise what danger i could've been in!
 
I was hacking along a narrow lane with hedges on both sides and arrived at a car parked with its front end pointing towards a field gate. I thought the car was empty because I was high up and lots of people park there and take their dogs for a walk. I couldn't see into the car but the mare stopped as we passed the back of the car and looked into the rear window.

Then I heard a scream.

A young couple were half naked on the reclined passenger seat. The girl was lying on her back and had screamed at the shock of seeing a large horse head through the rear window.

The car started to rock about as they tried to to sort themselves out and then they started to laugh. By the time we had ridden 100yards they had sorted themselves out and driven away.
 
PMSL.... I also would have shoot back on my nelly and galloped all the way home. freaky
I some times go out hacking alone and offen see folk hanging about on the common and i just giddy up and go :)
 
maxapple said:
Thats horrid.

I was hacking my pony down a lane and rode past a car where two people were sat on the back seat trying to hide the fact they were naked! They'd obviosuly been at it minutes earlier!!

Then a few days later on the same lane I came across their car again. This time I decided to trot past - really didn't to see two overweight middle aged naked people again .... so trotted past just as the woman was bobbing up and down on top of the guy which spooked my pony, he shot sideways and I fell off onto the road. I was fine but they were obviously worried, so the woman got out stark naked, covering her boobs with one hand and her lady bits with the other and came running over to see if I was ok. That sight freaked my poor pony out even more.

I had to scrabble off the floor and said 'for gods sake you're scaring my pony and me - i'm fine!! ' She scuttled away and I never did see them down there again!!

It was funny afterwards but very surreal at the time!
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ROFPMSL!!! I'm sorry but that's so funny!

NeilM said:
Must have been a Ford Tranny van then.
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*applause* very good!
 
Oh thats horrible, i would have been so freaked out.

I went for a ride along Studland beach a few years ago and discovered theres a nudist bit...fat, hairy old man stood on top of a sand dune, hands on hips waving his dangly bits around! Also once passed a parked car that looked like it only had a driver in from behind but as I rode past there was a lady in the passenger seat with her head in drivers lap.....!
 
We live in the middle of no where so you have to keep your eyes open when cantering through fields for fear of trampling couples having a roll in the grass.

But the weirdest one i ever saw when i was about 15 when i was hacking on my arab was when i was hacking through a really remote area of country lanes, remote as in one or 2 houses covering about a 5 mile square area. I was going over a bridge over a river, and me being me, decided to play poo sticks, so threw two sticks over the bridge, one for me and one for pharoah...(this game came about because he hated bridges over rivers when i first got him so i used to take him over as many as poss and would make him stand there for a while...so needed somethig to entertain me!) so i threw the sticks over and turned him around and walked to the other side of the bridge and waited for the sticks, i glanced up to see a man stood knee high in the river wearing a black suit, bow tie and a black top hat. he had a really grim look on his face, it was like something out of a horror film.......needless to say i got the hell outta there and shot off up a verge that was by the road and trotted all of the way home. It was really weird.
 
my god you poor person! there is some wierd folk around, whats wrong with his house! well the wierdest thing I seen was when i was putting jumps up, the arena is next to a football field with a little building for keeping football stuff in and this couple were doing the dirty behind the building right infront of me!
 
Well I must be privileged or something as I have had several weirdos doing stuff - or perhaps not weirdos but sex-maniacs: On a bank-holiday afternoon I went for a quiet hack on my pony some years ago and came across a parked car blocking the bridleway, thinking they'd gone for a walk I took a quick divert up the bank and sort of looked down into the car-both naked doing stuff on the back seat-yuk. Second time I had just bought a youngster and was off to the fields to try a canter towards home, was trying to go through a gap, again blocked by an (empty) car, only to find that they were in there at it - I gave them a load of abuse about blocking a bridleway, then whilst attempting first canter in field got bucked off and had to lead horse back to where they were still at it in the car and I had to get back on at the bank with them both coming up for air and laughing at me; thirdly, I didn't ACTUALLY see this at the point of discovery but my mates were out hunting and I was on foot, they came back down a by-way laughing and had disturbed a man with a blow-up doll in the middle of the track, they went by, huntsman, hounds the lot, we saw him come running out of the end of the track trying to stuff the doll back into his rucksack and he ran up the road with the head hanging out, bobbing up and down as he ran. Where do all these weirdos come from-are they all someone's brother, father, boss, husband, boyfriend or whatever? Makes you think!!
 
maxapple said:
Thats horrid.

I was hacking my pony down a lane and rode past a car where two people were sat on the back seat trying to hide the fact they were naked! They'd obviosuly been at it minutes earlier!!

Then a few days later on the same lane I came across their car again. This time I decided to trot past - really didn't to see two overweight middle aged naked people again .... so trotted past just as the woman was bobbing up and down on top of the guy which spooked my pony, he shot sideways and I fell off onto the road. I was fine but they were obviously worried, so the woman got out stark naked, covering her boobs with one hand and her lady bits with the other and came running over to see if I was ok. That sight freaked my poor pony out even more.

I had to scrabble off the floor and said 'for gods sake you're scaring my pony and me - i'm fine!! ' She scuttled away and I never did see them down there again!!

It was funny afterwards but very surreal at the time!
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PMSL I have just spat all over my screen, lol - oh dear hope you didnt hurt yourself falling off, but that was so funny.
 
Not out riding and on a slightly different tack but i was in the car and i passed a bloke with a bike standing at a junction, did my delivery and on the way back he was still there so i asked him if he was ok, he was foreign and lost so i gave him directions, as i drove away he shouted something so i stopped, he said 'do you want sex, £5?' I wasn't sure who was paying who so I left it!! Still makes me laugh now, poor sad guy, who would proposition a over 40yr old in a people carrier?
 
I used to get flashed a when I was a young lass in Lincs – right in the middle of nowhere too. :confused: I am also in the “caught them at it in a car” gang – horse was desperate to see what was going on and I was a rather embarrassed, rather more innocent, red-faced 15 year old.

Here, more recently I found a man receiving……..er-hum……..oral pleasure in the wood near us. He was old and revolting and I can only presume she was a professional – especially as she didn’t stop or come up for breath when she saw us. :D

OP, if it makes you feel any better, I remember seeing an interview with Pamela Anderson where she was laughing about lines of cars overlooking the set for Baywatch and she’s go home after filming and they’d still be bashing they’re bishops long after. :D
 
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