Lol, one of my favourite quotes - I always wonder about those bags though, presumably you can't put anything too heavy in them? Think mine would sit down and refuse to move if I put that on him, either that or the 'wall of death' around the house!
Dylan's handbag. He carries 1l of water 500ml each side. Collapsible bowl, poo bags, few treats, his lead and a good stick if he finds one. I can't let him off so he had this on harness and then a bungee line round my waist and we walk for miles.