fidleyspromise
Well-Known Member
I confess to being a pony patter, happy hacker, treeless and give treats.
I'm that, and a fugly mule patter, so even lower than you @Mrs. Glittery Jingle Balls.I'm now officially a life long donkey patter, does that count I wonder. I'm guessing that's even more scornful and unimpressive.![]()
If pony patter was the worst insult they could think of, I'd say she's doing fine. I am also a pony patter, although my poison is Exmoors, so you'd be right to call me deranged, too.![]()
I'm a proud pony patter and cob cuddler and even a horse huggerHands up if you're a proud pony patter because you're going to give scritches and say I love you to every horse you ever meet?!![]()
Tbf my boy was very ornamental ever when rather plump. And fields do look better with something grazing in themI’m a pony patter wannabe. My pony spent like being touched. He is happily retired and has a peaceful life being a pony.
Other terms I dislike which are sometimes used in a derrogatory fashion are field ornament paddock pet and similar!
I feel like you have absolutely just hit the person nail on the head! The person who calls their horse "IT" all the time would totally use the term pony patter and not mean it in a particularly nice way. Shows what kind of relation ship they have with their poor horse!I find it the weirdest insult, usually from people who are seem to think it's cool to also call horses 'it' and forget that we all absolutely adore them.
If being a pony patter means I actually love my horses and put their welfare before my interests or sport, then I'm very very proud to be one!
I don't see any of this in the articleI’ve now read the article. So the nasty comments are coming from the showing fraternity who are utterly entranced by lineage and
- have spent a lot of money on ponies that should be good because they’re 18th cousin to some prize stallion
- spend a lot of time strapping pony body parts to other body parts in order to cut corners
- Wean way too early (a new one on me, bastards).
…all so they can get a rosette.
They aren’t entirely normal. Do not expect normal behaviour.
