I HATE DOGS.....

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Sometimes I really do hate dogs.

How can anyone trip over a 30kg dog?

God knows, but I just have whilst walking from the kitchen to the living room carrying my dinner. 80% of said dinner ended up over my new (2 month old) open laptop; 10% went up a relatively newly papered wall and the remaining 10% on the carpet - light coloured, of course.

Not only was it a meal I was really looking forward to but it was a highly messy one too. I picked up some marked down fresh scallops to use today, bought some chorizo sausage and fried it all off in a balsamic vinegar reduction and served over some roasted vine tomatoes on top of a bed of puy lentils mixed with natural yogurt and freshly chopped herbs.

The last hour has been spent using kitchen roll and cotton buds to try and save the laptop keyboard. Needles were necessary to evacuate the lentils from the 'air vents' at the back of the laptop. I am posting this purely as an exercise to see if all the keys are still working. Not sure I dare risk powering it off. My plan is to place it in front of a portable air con unit I have to see if that will help dry out any remaining debris. Any other ideas appreciated though.

I haven't had a takeaway for years, but I think a home delivery may be in order tonight. Does anyone do home delivery wine? (Had a shower earlier and am in my dressing gown and can't bring myself to get dressed and go out again.)

HELP!
 
they know how the pick the worst times don’t they😂

3 times now rory has thrown up on my bed, the same day it was changed, after i’ve had a bl**dy long day on a sunday night when i can’t run to a 24hr supermarket and buy another duvet…i’ve still not bought a spare😩 he’s never done it on a different day!
 
Clodagh said:
You obviously don’t have a Cleanbrite Labrador to hand. Pointers… too posh to clean up properly.

Main issue sounds like lack of booze. Nothing hidden in the back of the cupboard?
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Cheeky! 🤣 The Pointy dogs scarpered when they heard me scream and swear like a trooper. Even the old gal who is almost totally deaf got up and ambled out to the kitchen.

However, the important thing is that the laptop appears to have survived. The carpet has also scrubbed up pretty well. The only casualty is the wallpaper but am hoping that when a friend comes over later some judicious moving around of furniture will hide the annoying stain that keeps staring at me.
 
I have learned over the years to shuffle instead of walking normally. There will be a springer tucked behind you if you’re not careful. Saying that, my lot know I won’t manoeuvre round them, they need to move.
 
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