I Hate My Mum Today - by Ted

[tonitot]

Dear All,

Today Mum was really REALLY mean to me! Firstly, I wanted my breakfast as soon as she came to my house this morning cause I was really hungry .. as she walked past I thought I'd be cool and show her how dominant I can be (I'm thinking of knocking Del down a peg or two

) So, I put my ears back at her and showed my teeth a bit, thinking this ought to show her how brave I am! And what did I get in return?! A big smack across my poor nozzle and told to "stop pulling faces" !!!

But she soon cheered me up by giving me my breakfast

Then later on I decided that I didn't want to come in from the field, especially as I kept hearing the same word .. "vet". I didnt know what this "vet" was but I wasnt too keen to meet it

so I did a few laps of canter around my field before I realised I was alone so I got upset and decided to let her catch me. When I came in I saw a man I recognised .. the same man that stabbed me with a sharp thing when I was happily stood in the field, so when he came up to me today I was very cautious, especially of the funny machienes in his hand. Mum said I had to have something so that if I got stolen I could be found again, while I was listening to this the nasty man stabbed me in the neck again!!!

I tried to run away but Mum kept hold of me so I couldnt go very far .. but it hurt lots

Then after he stabbed Del too, and checked Bella over to make sure she was okay he left. Thank god!! I thought that would be the end of it .. but noooo!! Mum had some tube in her hand that looked like yummy food so I let her put it in my mouth but when she squeezed the thing on the top of the tube down all this yucky stuff went in my mouth! And when I tried to spit it out she held my head up and wouldnt let me so I had to swallow the nasty stuff. Then she did it again! Wasnt as much this time but was still yucky. THEN, she made me carry her around for half an hour in the school, then the field and then the road. I dont think she realised I was tired from my ordeal but I did my work anyway .. it was quite nice to be out and about

Anyway, thats the end of my bad day, lets hope tomorrow is better! And whenever you hear the word "vet" .. run as fast as you can! Dont let them catch you!
Hope your day wasnt as bad as mine,
Ted x

 

[V1NN]

Aww bless V has the vet tomorrow to, the nasty man is going to stab him twice! his yearly stab, and the thing so that if he gets stolen it can help to find him. poor boy, i will give him an orange stick afterwards though

x

 

[Winklepoker]

Hi Ted,

I also had a bad day, Mum left me in my field until it was dark! I thought she had forgotten me. Well, when she did eventually turn up, she put on my leather, strappy hat and belt and made me run around in circles! I think that this may have had something to do with me throwing her off on Sunday!! Maybe I was unreasonable but I was so excited to be out after the snow!! She then tied my head down with these nasty elasticated strings and now my neck hurts

I am not amused at all. Hopefully things will be better today as we have snow and that means play time!!

Lots of love
India
xx

 

[nikkinoo]

Ahh ted i know how you feel, my nasy mum wouldnt let me out in the field when there was all this lovely white soft stuff to play and roll in, and there was even an orange stick on the nose of a white man in the garden, I can lean really far over the fence so im sure I could have reached it.

Gwenny did a really naughty thing and made a dash for it when the door was opened and her mum got squashed and then gwenny fell on the yard, I think my mum didnt want ne to fall so thats why i stayed in,

I was really happy when I went out on say I galloped and bucked and kicked and rolled in loadsa mud and then I had to come back in for tea, but I didnt have tea she put me in that wash room with a cold hose pipe.
I repayed her by pooing all over my new rug ha ha that will teach her

I feel a bit lighter on one foot, and when I looked I realised I had broken one of my pradas that I had for xmas, I heared mum saying farrier so think I got that bloke coming who sets fire to my foot and puts nails in to it, but i like having new jimmy choos,

Hope tomorrow is better for you Love Mrs Doyle (minnie to you ) U U U U

 

[Booga22]

Hi Ted,
I think my mum's mean too. She dragged me out of my lovely warm stable and threw me in the trailer before dumping me at that vet thing and leaving me there for 24 hours - can you believe it? They even starved me overnight! Then, to make my ordeal even worse, the nasty vet people put a huge needle in my neck and ten kept sticking me with more evry half an hour and taking more of my blood away, I though I was going to faint! I still have a bald pacth on my neck and resemble a pin cushion.
to add further insult to injury, they then put another pin in me to make me sleepy so they could force my mouth open and put a huge metal stick in my mouth....I thought better of this and decided to show off my double whorl and white patch on my tummy...this then made them stick me again and squish me in the stocks - I gave up then.
Mum evetually remembered that I exist and came to rescue me, but now she makes me eat 20 horrible tablets a day with hardly any food and keeps making me wear a gas mask out in the field so I have to almost suck the grass up...how rude. I don't think she has forgiven me for slam dunking her on frozen ground Christmas morning - i was having a moment, though I was in the wild west and did a proper bronco impression. My friends in the field thought it was funny anyway and did it wonders for my street cred!
I'm out in my mud pit now and rolling so the mud goes right up and under my rug - can't wait to see her face later!

Respect to the ponies - we need to stick together, shall we form a union?!?!
Simba xxx

 

[nikkinoo]

ahh simba you did have a bad day !!