I have a Buser update

[Dobiegirl]

Whoopsi bring a few of your friends the ones you meet when you walk down the road

Cayla dont stop Whoopsi I think she is on a roll

 

[WoopsiiD]

LMAO!!!
Ha ha Cayla....

 

[Vizslak]

pmsl!

 

[WoopsiiD]

Whoopsi bring a few of your friends the ones you meet when you walk down the road

Cayla dont stop Whoopsi I think she is on a roll

On a Roll??

Its not yet warm enough to be on the Rolls...in it!!

 

[littlemisslauren]

LMAO, which oldie.........dare ya

My garden is not that bloody big, I live in a megar small house and have neighbours

Which ever one will make my breakfast and hoover

 

[CAYLA]

Ah Sharrup! You have finally registered! You could come too but need to stay and look after the place (like every other day ) So tough titties!

you are a bad influence, I have kept him off here

Now he knows Im going to a meet up in a barn/dungeon with whips, chains and masks

 

[WoopsiiD]

pmsl!

Now Cayla-you can witness my charity work first hand!
Vizzie here is clearly in need of my 'Lady Nappies'. Bless her.

 

[Vizslak]

Yes well he has still disappointed me at his politeness!
Pass em here Whoopsi!

 

[CAYLA]

Yes well he has still disappointed me at his politeness!
Pass em here Whoopsi!

He is a good clean wholesome boy, don't u go corrupting

Whoopsi u calm it too

 

[littlemisslauren]

PAH... my OH prefers me to be as far away as possible

 

[Vizslak]

Pahahahahaha hes a what now?!

 

[Dobiegirl]

Whoopsi you are underutilizing yourself you need management and He does have lots of land and a big feed shop plus he is old and they are always extra grateful. Youve got the gear(not drugs)whips, chains,masks etc.

Cayla I am Somersetfied but dont drink cider and I dont do ooh aah except in bed.

 

[CAYLA]

PAH... my OH prefers me to be as far away as possible

Aww, bless ya, I had a dream about u and your OH last night, it was freaky we where all at a funeral and your mam and dad came to drop molly off and when I opened the door loads of cats escaped from me house

 

[Vizslak]

Lmao! DG! I don't do oooh ahh except in bed either!!
He's a good catch Whoopsi, and you could get free dog food/horse food/buckets/ WHIPS/ flatcaps/wellies/carrots/ coal/logs/fencing/ chicken food (any animal feed actually) tripe/shavings forks...the possibilities are endless (well sort of a bit confined to the wares of a very large feed store, but almost endless)

 

[littlemisslauren]

Aww, bless ya, I had a dream about u and your OH last night, it was freaky we where all at a funeral and your mam and dad came to drop molly off and when I opened the door loads of cats escaped from me house

Was obviously a mass funeral for all these southern folk who refuse to venture to dirty duzza

I must say I am flattered you are dreaming about me already LMAO

 

[CAYLA]

Pahahahahaha hes a what now?!

you heard

 

[CAYLA]

Was obviously a mass funeral for all these southern folk who refuse to venture to dirty duzza

I must say I am flattered you are dreaming about me already LMAO

Lol..........I cant stop thinking about ya............did I post that

 

[CAYLA]

Lmao! DG! I don't do oooh ahh except in bed either!!
He's a good catch Whoopsi, and you could get free dog food/horse food/buckets/ WHIPS/ flatcaps/wellies/carrots/ coal/logs/fencing/ chicken food (any animal feed actually) tripe/shavings forks...the possibilities are endless (well sort of a bit confined to the wares of a very large feed store, but almost endless)

you lot are shameful, count Dingle in, she is a propper gooer, like Sue from Rita, Sue and Bob too.

*she will linch me for that*

 

[littlemisslauren]

Lol..........I cant stop thinking about ya............did I post that

Haha thats it, secret's out now!

Time for me to get to bed and try not to dream about you mad lot. I have 20 odd teenagers to deal with at 9am

Cayla - try not to turn up at my work... stalking just is not cool

 

[CAYLA]

Haha thats it, secret's out now!

Time for me to get to bed and try not to dream about you mad lot. I have 20 odd teenagers to deal with at 9am

Cayla - try not to turn up at my work... stalking just is not cool

LMFAO, I forgot about that, plenty of trees for me to hide behind *off to get to camoflage gear tomorrow*

 

[Dobiegirl]

Dreams tell you a lot about a person.

Dreaming of a funeral often means the end of something. Cats represent your fememine intuitive spiritual side, the fact they were running away might represent the fact that you have been invalided for a while and it makes you feel subconsciously that you are losing these.

Or it could mean you dont like cats

 

[CAYLA]

Dreams tell you a lot about a person.

Dreaming of a funeral often means the end of something. Cats represent your fememine intuitive spiritual side, the fact they were running away might represent the fact that you have been invalided for a while and it makes you feel subconsciously that you are losing these.

Or it could mean you dont like cats

Cool DG, this is what I like to hear from you good calming info, not spanking, whipping and chains
Im not a huge lover of cats but do have some, know one else wanted them

 

[Pix]

Jesez, we wont be coming to stay with you love, we wanna live, we dont wanna "scream" weekend

Pix.... no offense pet but I would rather not spend a night in crime central

OI! I lives at a golf club, you can't get posher! Crime central indeed Just 'cause people are trying to break in a few times a year doesn't make it crime central! It adds to the character of the place! like the acres of creepy, misty woods and empty fields for miles around....

Oh OK! So nobody wants to visit Well sod you all, you had your chance as a witness on crimewatch!

Aww, bless ya, I had a dream about u and your OH last night, it was freaky we where all at a funeral and your mam and dad came to drop molly off and when I opened the door loads of cats escaped from me house

You're mental. Freud says so.

Dreams tell you a lot about a person.

Dreaming of a funeral often means the end of something. Cats represent your fememine intuitive spiritual side, the fact they were running away might represent the fact that you have been invalided for a while and it makes you feel subconsciously that you are losing these.

Or it could mean you dont like cats

No! You mustn't interpret dreams! It sets me off on a '****** Freud, and his admittedly influencial crack pipe' rant. Let's just say Cayla had LML and cats on her mind that night.....









.... and that her subconcious is effin scary.

 

[MurphysMinder]

Hey there would be loads of places to pitch tents at a golf club, and all that lovely smooth grass for the dogs to play.
Cayla is of course right and I can only come somewhere that has a stannah stairlift. Vizzy and DG I think John sounds a catch, does he snore?
Oh and my field is of course roughly in the middle between Durham and somerset (okay, nearer Somerset) but Cayla has already discarded it as being too far.

PS Do you lot never sleep!

 

[Lady La La]

You lot are mental. Fact.

 

[dingle12]

you lot are shameful, count Dingle in, she is a propper gooer, like Sue from Rita, Sue and Bob too.

*she will linch me for that*

you cheeky sod

I just want a bed somewhere hubby even wants to come but only if he can play on the wii

 

[NOISYGIRL]

Good news for buster, I'm glad he's ended up in hopfully a good home.

Think the bitches are better off where they are sadly, rather that than a life of hell