I have a PLAN! :D

Thanks for such an entertaining post, I needed a good laugh today & you have certainly supplied the required goods, in spades!

There is no point in all the subtle cues you have mentioned so far (welly dance, nipple tassels, knicker flashes etc). One of 2 things will happen: either you'll distract him so much that there will be no hoof left on your horses or, more probably, he won't even notice. No reflection of your welly-dancing abilities, but men can be a bit slow on the uptake sometimes.

My advice would be make him a nice cup of coffee & get him talking. Then ask if he can give you some advice on a problem you have. Say you've met a really nice bloke who you fancy the pants off, but he has a trout (oops I mean girlfriend) & although he is giving you the come-on, you don't know how to proceed.

Let's see what he's made of.

Don't worry about the trout. If he's really interested he will send her packing.
 
But that sounds bloody TERRIFYING! I'll be shaking so much my nipple tassels will fall off, and THEN where will we be?!?!?!
 
Shaking tassels - I think that can only be a good thing, will save you having to do all the wiggling.

I don't think it would be that scary. He'll be looking at horses hoof, not you. So he won't notice the fetching shade beetroot your face will go.

At least you'd know where you stand. Surely a few minutes of pain is better than the complete meltdown you've been going through for days now.

But then I am all for an easy life now & I suppose I have more confidence now that I'm old & know that actually the world won't end because you embarrased yourself for a minute or 2. Life goes on & no one will die. You may actually gain something in the process (like a fit farrier).
 
Ah but you see embarrassing myself is no problem... I'm very good at that!

It is the knowledge that he has a trouty back at home....and fear that he won't do the only decent thing and bop her on the head!
 
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It is the knowledge that he has a trouty back at home....and fear that he won't do the only decent thing and bop her on the head!
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If he is really interested in you, he'll willingly do the bopping.

Of course he may just be after a roll in the hay without trout finding out, which might be fun anyway & would certainly loosen your nipple tassels, but if that's the case I should save your welly-dance for someone more special.

Be careful though. If this does go further you don't want to end up with a bop on your head a few months down the line.
 
S I did indeed mean chuckling (so nearly typed chucking again there - having a bit of a day...), I'm sure your welly dance is spectacular! WOuld love to see how this one works out, a HHO wedding perhaps?
 
Think HHO needs a communal photo thread of various HHO members doing the welly dance!!!

It can be like 'National Welly Dance Day!'

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Lmao XD
 
Starzaan said:
If it means doing a sexy sexy dance on the mounting block in my wellies and tweed coat, so be it. If I have to get my morags out and writhe around on the floor of the yard, so be it. If I have to start licking his face casually while he's shoeing, SO BE IT!QUOTE]


I'm happily attached, but I feel I need to learn the Sexy Welly Dance, as a treat. Can it be done in green Hunters? Do I need matching welly socks also? Are there classes available in Leeds in the next 12 months?! :D

And also, I want the name of this farrier - can I Google him for a nosy at what he looks like?!! PM me if you can't broadcast the very name!!!!!
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ADVICE GIRLS!!!!! THE GIRL NEEDS ADVICE!!!

As somebody has said - make him a nice cup of tea and chat. Try not to waffle, like I would!! Could just blatantly ask if he's single - he'd know then, although a man could still miss the hint!!!

At one point I would say i'd never dare just ask but this is from the young lady who propositioned her current boyfriend of 2 yrs with a bubble bath and bottle of champagne after a late finish in the office. Which was a bit risky considering I ran the payroll for his company!!!
 
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


Whoopit you SLAGGYPANTS! If you're such a red bottomed vixen, please will you proposition him for me? I'll do the welly dance, you do the talking...deal?
 
good luck starzann but do remember if you catch him your "WHAMMY" moments will smell of feet! and your horse will wait for weeks for his shoes!(it will be i will do him tommorrow .......) and the chance of popping the odd shoe back on becomes a major trade of sexual favours! have fun though! no wonder he takes so long to do a couple of sets if he is sending you 34 texts on an average day!
 
Oh good heavens!

I think Im traunatised by the amount of bazumbas whizzing about doing their sexy-dance on this thread :eek:

Poor sexy-farrier, he doesnt know whats coming! The whole of HHO is gonna come rocking up next shoeing time.....
 
34 texts a day??? OMG could this be my farrier? It would account for why he never ever answers his phone lol.

Great thread. Be careful what you wish for.
 
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