I have bought the Unicorn.....

Oh, you mean one of these?

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Lol............. noooooooooooooooo our Drop Bears and Kangawallafoxes are MUCH scarier than that........ its 3am here now, so we are off to bed but will try to find you some pics of them tomorrow :):)
 
would my mare who is by PEGASUS be suitable? Rugs can be a problem for her due to her wings and cutting slits in the rug makes a real mess of the waterproof element. I have emailed Horsewear Ireland to see if they can make a made-to-measure. I think sending my pegusi mare to your unicorn could produce a golden cross, it could win the Derby the Oaks and the Puissance as well as Olympic Dressage. In the right hands with sensitive schooling ,even win Gold at Polo -on-ice. As to stud fee,would you accept a 50% share in the resulting foal? I would keep the TV rights and book Royalties but you could pay the livery fees? Good Deal?????????

I just MIGHT take Pegasus as a mare, even with all her problems with wings and things. But knowing the history of Mrs M Dizzy to me it spells a union made in heaven. Please do bare in mind that I am so so rich that money is no factor. I AM Bill Gates Mistress after all.
 
i saw the ad in my copy of horse and hound and i am quite interested :) my mare,named cloud after her ability to fly among them, was in fact imported from narnia as a foal, and is finally settling down, although haynets have ben banned due to her getting caught on them. she can jump well over 20ft and is sweet, if a little sensitive. as zsmm4 said, rugs are a pain, but i have cracked it with rugs4wings.com of course i am willing to pay the stud fee, if you pay any costs after. something to consider then??
 
there is no problem Cloudandmatrix, I shall pay all costs to getthis foal up and running. Both Bill (Gates) and I share this love of the unicorn and would like to help all of you POOR people who have no money and are peasants to get a little baby unicorn.
 
You haven't answered the virgin question - potentially that could rule a lot of us out of the running (not sure about the Dizzy one though).

Also, slightly concerned about the Tim Curry minions - I'd heard that they might be after him, being The Last Unicorn; I suppose plaits in the mane might be a give away that they are in the area.

Watch out, prospective purchasers - it's obviously not easy to keep a unicorn safe!
 
I would very much like a mare, as long as not a nightmare. Getting a bit confused do you have a Unicorn or a Pegasus or is a cross breed? Depends on the size of your horn? Or if you have wings?
I have previous experience of dragon driving, don't think you need to be a virgin to own unicorns, this criteria only for dragon taming. However do think that Unicorn owning requires purity of heart.
Please let me know more or if anyone had a suitable animal for sale a home under the rainbow awaits.
Perhaps we could breed a foal (if that is the correct term) however it may be a difficult birth?
 
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