Flibble
Well-Known Member
Well when I say met its not 100% accurate.
I am poorly bad and I dont feel very well at all. I had to take 2 paracetemol and a large mug of tea and drag myself down to New_Horse_too_Big for a liaison with the saddler (no we arent at the man of my dreams bit yet) and he sensed that I was probably delirious so he pointed out that my 13 year old Albion Ultra was not an ideal fit on New_Horse_too_Big and tricked me into sitting on an Albion K2 GP which I liked before I looked at the price tag.
In fact I thought the serial number was the price as I hadnt got my glasses on.
Anyway when I finally got home in a state of shock I trundled to the shop and bought a Mars Bar and sat down with 'A Nice cup of Tea' and my Mars Bar which we all know is the perfect Cold Cure. Turned on the telly to watch daytime trash TV and it was the Alan Titchmarsh show and thats when I met him and instantly fell in love (no not MR T).
The violinist David Garret. I think I am in love. Do you think he would go for an older woman who smells of horses and has a bad head cold or should I wait and phone him up and tell him we were meant for each other when I feel better and I have had a bath!!
I am poorly bad and I dont feel very well at all. I had to take 2 paracetemol and a large mug of tea and drag myself down to New_Horse_too_Big for a liaison with the saddler (no we arent at the man of my dreams bit yet) and he sensed that I was probably delirious so he pointed out that my 13 year old Albion Ultra was not an ideal fit on New_Horse_too_Big and tricked me into sitting on an Albion K2 GP which I liked before I looked at the price tag.
In fact I thought the serial number was the price as I hadnt got my glasses on.
Anyway when I finally got home in a state of shock I trundled to the shop and bought a Mars Bar and sat down with 'A Nice cup of Tea' and my Mars Bar which we all know is the perfect Cold Cure. Turned on the telly to watch daytime trash TV and it was the Alan Titchmarsh show and thats when I met him and instantly fell in love (no not MR T).
The violinist David Garret. I think I am in love. Do you think he would go for an older woman who smells of horses and has a bad head cold or should I wait and phone him up and tell him we were meant for each other when I feel better and I have had a bath!!
