I haven't seen the farrier for A WEEK!

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Which makes me VERY cross.... so cross in fact that when my lovely friend Ed (gay as the day is long so we're safe there) was filming me doing the welly dance for you all... I fell off the mounting block with the grace of a gazelle, and landed with my head stuck under the lorry.

I now have WAR WOUNDS and shan't be doing the welly dance on anything higher than a very low thing until I have mastered the art of BALANCING on my own two legs.

My only exciting news is that I made him text me aaalll day on Wednesday as I was stuck in the lorry for eleven hours, and the driver and I had a rather spectacular argument which resulted in us not speaking to each other, and my leg getting burned by an "accidental" coffee explosion on his part... his last few texts consisted mainly of telling me I'm mean to him... so I said would he like me to start calling him petal, clasping my hands and sighing every time I saw him... so he said "no." He's such a MAN.

I am indeed mean... but he is just as mean back... it's raw bants like :D


I would like Thursday to HURRY UP and come along now.... he's got three sets and a trim to do... SURELY he'll ask me out... or at least jump me and snog my face off.
 
No chance! If he sees it and thinks that falling down is the main aim of the welly dance... he'll think I'm a big falling down idiot.

I would quite like to snog him.... :D I have to say that I've got it so bad that even just being able to hold his hand or have a hug (without being arrested for assault) would do.

Actually... being arrested for indecent and unwanted cuddling can't be so bad...



The Cotswold Hugger...

Sounds a bit rank actually....
 
The Cotswold Hugger...

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It may sound a little odd, but just think of those few blissful moments when you actually get to hug him.......and maybe a little sniff..........and a little touch of the hair........:D
 
Hahaha :)
Ohhh do show it to us!!!
If Mr.farrier does see it, he might request you to show it to him ;) then if you do fall, he may offer his hand to help you up, cue you getting up rather quickly, hanging onto him then looking into his eyes...... :D
 
Think you need to go for the bit of hay in the eye trick. Touch of moisturiser in the eye just before he arrives. Cue much watering of eye (it does sting a bit but you have to suffer a bit if he's worth it.) Tell him you think you've got a bit of hay in it and ask him to have a look for you. Hey presto perfect snog moment created. All you have to do is pucker up and move in for the kill. ;)
 
Oh My GOODNESS! That is SUCH a good plan...

however, I'm slightly concerned that I will be the idiot who ends up blinding myself... or just end up with a big red, gammy eye while he's shoeing...

I still think one of you lot needs to use him, or just tell him I'm WONDERFUL in the extreme.

I'm not sure that the vulnerable little woman scenario will work... he may just think I've gone a bit nuts... I'm really not the weak and weeping!
 
Ummm, its a toughie, we need more covert measures i think, i will consult my "Stalking and Getting your man" text book and get back to you....its been well used though im afraid!!!;)
 
OMG you guys are sooo funny!!
My Farrier would love you lot and I am sure he would be only too willing to help out! and we are not that far from the cotswolds either if thats where you are.;)
Seriously thought i hae not seen mine for a week either and I am actually very very pleased as he seems to be here all the time at the moment and it costs me a fortune!!!
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oh and I would run with the upset method as well go for the hug and take it from there! :D
 
Well LauraPain... HURRY UP!

I do love him rather a lot in case you hadn't noticed... and after his reply of "Sort of" to my mother when she asked if he had a girlfriend, I think we need to sort the bugger out!!

He needs to be told that he loves ME.
 
Echo Bravo said:
TUT!TUT! TUT! When he said SORT OF, could mean he's married?. And are you sure your Mum didn't let the dogs out last time, so she could see his LOOOverly Bot?;););););)
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If he's married I may have to throw myself under a bus! But no... do not worry... he and my mother had a bit of a deep and meaningful.

No marriages... no babies... just a beautiful staffy and a lovely lovely man.

:(
 
STARZAAN!

Set the video on youtube as private. Then only those who have the link can see the video.

I feel that, as Chief Nipple-Tassle Creator, I deserve to see the welly dance! :D
 
annagain said:
Think you need to go for the bit of hay in the eye trick. Touch of moisturiser in the eye just before he arrives. Cue much watering of eye (it does sting a bit but you have to suffer a bit if he's worth it.) Tell him you think you've got a bit of hay in it and ask him to have a look for you. Hey presto perfect snog moment created. All you have to do is pucker up and move in for the kill. ;)
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*Warning: This user is a cunning genius.*

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I really,really,really think you HAVE to bite the bullet now :eek: I would see what happens next time you see him, and if no progress, text him and ask him for a drink ;) if he'd like to some time...... casual like !! hahaha !!!

A sneeky pic would be sooooooooo good.
 
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok. I'll strap on a pair and man up.

ARGH!

I have also told you rabble that he might be Richard Phillipps' farrier.... google away.

Just remember, I saw him first! :D
 
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