Devonshire dumpling
Well-Known Member
but seriously!!!!!! My Coblet gelding was having a wee today in full straddle position and decided it was taking too long and he was hungry so he started to graze in mid flow!!!!! 
My greedy cob does this at least twice on a hack. He waits till a nice bit of grass, stops until I realise he wants a wee and stand in my stirrups, puts his head down and eats while he wees. I do let him eat while he wees.
He isn't shy about it either. Did it in front of a bus full of people the other day. I could have died!
Mutli tasking is the way forward are you sure he's not a mare lol x