numptynoelle
Well-Known Member
Saw the best piece of policing ever today 
Some utter twonk had left his dog in the car today - whilst he was in the pub
Policeman (rather dashing I must say) runs in and shouted "Who owns the blue Astra outside" Said Twonk runs out. Policeman lectures Twonk about dogs in cars. Twonk begrudgingly opens window moaning he didn't want his stereo nicked, would the police pay for a new one if it was etc etc.
Policeman not impressed.
Policeman then alerts Twonk to the fact his tires are bald and he's parked in a stupid place. Twonk shifts car forwards about 10 feet, but looks like he's ready to leg it.
Policeman whips out breathalyser and asks Twonk to blow into it....
Not sure what happened next as OH pulled me away...but I'm guessing Twonk may have failed that test, being that he'd been sat in the pub for an half hour
Little JRT type dog didn't seemed alright by the way, but even the Twonkiest of Twonks should know bloody better. 
I'm now thinking of several illegal activities so I can spend time with dashing policeman
(Which may be the reason OH pulled me away before I found out what happened.)
Some utter twonk had left his dog in the car today - whilst he was in the pub
Policeman (rather dashing I must say) runs in and shouted "Who owns the blue Astra outside" Said Twonk runs out. Policeman lectures Twonk about dogs in cars. Twonk begrudgingly opens window moaning he didn't want his stereo nicked, would the police pay for a new one if it was etc etc.
Policeman not impressed.
Policeman then alerts Twonk to the fact his tires are bald and he's parked in a stupid place. Twonk shifts car forwards about 10 feet, but looks like he's ready to leg it.
Policeman whips out breathalyser and asks Twonk to blow into it....
Not sure what happened next as OH pulled me away...but I'm guessing Twonk may have failed that test, being that he'd been sat in the pub for an half hour
I'm now thinking of several illegal activities so I can spend time with dashing policeman