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numptynoelle

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Saw the best piece of policing ever today :)

Some utter twonk had left his dog in the car today - whilst he was in the pub :mad: :mad:

Policeman (rather dashing I must say) runs in and shouted "Who owns the blue Astra outside" Said Twonk runs out. Policeman lectures Twonk about dogs in cars. Twonk begrudgingly opens window moaning he didn't want his stereo nicked, would the police pay for a new one if it was etc etc. :mad:

Policeman not impressed.

Policeman then alerts Twonk to the fact his tires are bald and he's parked in a stupid place. Twonk shifts car forwards about 10 feet, but looks like he's ready to leg it.

Policeman whips out breathalyser and asks Twonk to blow into it.... :p

Not sure what happened next as OH pulled me away...but I'm guessing Twonk may have failed that test, being that he'd been sat in the pub for an half hour :rolleyes: :mad: :mad: Little JRT type dog didn't seemed alright by the way, but even the Twonkiest of Twonks should know bloody better. :mad:

I'm now thinking of several illegal activities so I can spend time with dashing policeman :D (Which may be the reason OH pulled me away before I found out what happened.)
 
Lol at the policeman!

Stupid idiot though! They'd have arrested him for that wouldn't they? Wonder what would have happened to the dog?
 
I'd imagine (and hope) if the Twonk was arrested, the dog would have had to come down to the station too...

Noticed a typo in the original post BTW - the dog DID look ok, policeman opened the boot and it was sitting there unconcerned, wagging its backside :)
 
Definately yay for Dashing Copper, I can't believe people leave their dogs in the car on a day like today!

There was a poodle in a car at the co-op earlier, granted it had the window open, but still! It was 30 degrees here! :eek:
 
Its just incredible how hot a car can get. I jumped into mine this afternoon to get the horses in out of the heat. Black leather seats, sun roof left open - Strewth, I jumped in, screamed and jumped straight back out again - Christ, I nearly burnt the skin off the back of my legs!!

Clever Copper - hope the twonk got twonked :)
 
kirstyhen said:
Definately yay for Dashing Copper, I can't believe people leave their dogs in the car on a day like today!

There was a poodle in a car at the co-op earlier, granted it had the window open, but still! It was 30 degrees here! :eek:
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Everyone who leaves a dog in a car in this weather should be made to sit in there themselves for a while. A friend of my son and his dad decided to try sitting in a car with the windows down a bit last summer (I have no idea why :confused:), they said they were uncomfy within about 10 minutes, they got out of the car after 25 minutes when they were beginning to get light headed . Leaving a window just isn't enough.
 
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