I need a farrier please - preferably an ugly one with morals.

[Starzaan]

So, my farrier is a raging t w a t of the highest order, and also a rat.

He may be beautiful, he may be capable of making me the happiest creature on the planet, but the fact remains - he's a rat.

I want to use his lovely housemate, but annoyingly I have more of a heart than he does, so don't want to hurt him like that. Sooo.... numbers please!

I require a kind, patient, normal farrier in Gloucestershire. One that has all the attributes of my current farrier -
reliable
bloody good at his job
not ridiculously expensive
kind and patient with the horses

HOWEVER - this time I want an ugly farrier. Or at least one that isn't so beautiful he makes my eyes hurt.

I would also like it if he could go a week without making me cry. That would be tip top.

Thank yooouuu! Snogs all round.

 

[Cedars]

Given you Shaun Hankinsons number. xxxx

 

[Echo Bravo]

Look on the Farriers Assc list for your area

 

[gingerarab]

You need a female farrier that would tick all the boxs but without the man rat gene

 

[smiffyimp]

i didnt know good looking ones existed....

 

[Starzaan]

PS - I promise not to fall for this one and whack out the welly dance at every given opportunity.

I also promise to have better taste in men from now on.

 

[Kellys Heroes]

PS - I promise not to fall for this one and whack out the welly dance at every given opportunity.

I also promise to have better taste in men from now on.

We will hold you to this - however, the welly dance is most welcome for comic value!
K x

 

[HollyWoozle]

i also promise to have better taste in men from now on.

i approve.

 

[MrsMozart]

I have a lovely farrier, but sadly too far away.

 

[Charliechalk]

Wherabouts in Glos are you?

 

[Starzaan]

Near Cirencester. Currently only seven to do, but will be up to twenty soon!

 

[spacefaer]

Bernie Tidmarsh - fab farrier, lovely man

My farrier goes to clients in Birdlip - might go as far as you if you ask him nicely - good farrier, lovely girlfriend so he's safe to use

Andrew Poynton - was the farrier at Talland when I was there
Dave Dawson - works for Andrew

PM me for numbers

 

[TheEquineOak]

I could borrow you our scragly surfer farrier... but I'm not entirely convinced you wouldn't fall for him! He's a bit of a cutie

PS I'm trying to train Arnie to share his haylage with me

 

[Horseyscot]

I fancy my farrier (don't tell OH ) but you probably wouldn't as he'd be too old for you (and he's mine ) however, he lives far to far away from you I'm afraid

xx

 

[Cop-Pop]

I can give you the number of one who is nice to look at, very sweet but unavailable? Well, I don't fancy him at all but everyone else tells me how good lookng he is lol

 

[flyingfeet]

j thought there was a gay one in northleach, though I have brain failure at the moment

 

[HashRouge]

Shame you aren't further North. We replaced our aged, bald, grumpy farrier with a lady one, so I've never had your problem!

 

[Allover]

As long as said lady farrier ´was not a Nigella looky likey then there should be no wellies and whelks!!!

 

[dotty1]

Have pm'd you

 

[mcnaughty]

Why on earth do you want an ugly farrier - mine is gorgeous and quite frankly the highlight of every 7 weeks!

I have however learnt some self control - nothing wrong with looking....

 

[Fuzznugget]

Don't know if mine travels out there, I'm sure he does as he covers the Glos area, so will pm you his number. Absolutely brilliant at shoeing and was very patient with the giant ginger thing. Highly recommend!

 

[Penny Less]

Nice to hear from you again Starzaan I have missed your sagas! Sorry cant help on farrier front.

 

[Jeska]

I feel your pain! I too am in love with my farrier!

He is very sadly taken but that doesnt stop me staring at him like some crazy woman!!

 

[Sparkles]

At least there's no 'What if's' and mourning over liking him/not knowing now though! As long as you had a vaguely nice time haha.

Find a nice vet instead. That outdoes a farrier anyday

 

[wilkinson1]

Mick mccormick, based in daglingworth, nr ciren - just about the best farrier in glos by a million miles (and I have been through every single farrier round these parts x

 

[rosie fronfelen]

Bernie Tidmarsh - fab farrier, lovely man

My farrier goes to clients in Birdlip - might go as far as you if you ask him nicely - good farrier, lovely girlfriend so he's safe to use

Andrew Poynton - was the farrier at Talland when I was there
Dave Dawson - works for Andrew

PM me for numbers

i second Bernie Tidmarsh,went to his wedding and he is a brill. farrier- now near Malmesbury.

 

[PogoPumpkinBecky]

i have 3 gorgeous farriers! they look like they should be models!

 

[Tackytoe]

Uh-Oh - What has he done to make you so sad?

Want me to come and poke his eyes out?!

 

[Vixen Van Debz]

I want to use his lovely housemate, but annoyingly I have more of a heart than he does, so don't want to hurt him like that.

This just one of the reasons why you're infinitely too good for him 80)

Best of luck in the search for the BUF - the brilliant but ugly farrier!

 

[little_critter]

Best of luck in the search for the BUF - the brilliant but ugly farrier!

I thought BUF would stand for butt ugly farrier!