I need names please. Typically British ones.

[Carys]

Guinness & Murphy
Fred & Wilma (think you said one of each so thought you meant colt/filly)
Fred & Barney (if 2 colts)
Pebbles & Bam Bam (not really british I know !!)
Mack & Mabel

 

[4leggedfurries]

George and Mildred rock, my two tortoises are called that but also Frank and Betty and Basil and Sibyl are equally as good!

 

[smellsofhorse]

William and harry!

 

[Avonbrook]

Eric and Ernie?

 

[Laura1234]

Liking the William & Harry idea!

Liam & Noel?
Fish & Chips
Bill & Ben - think this has been mentioned before
James & Bond
Itchy & Scratchy
Aston & Martin
Prince & Charles
David & Victoria

I will keep thinking.

 

[Kat]

Some brilliant suggestions here! Love Branston and Pickle!

Wasn't sure whether you said both colts or one of each so a few ideas.....

How about:

'Arold and Arthur (as in Steptoe)
Compo and Clegg (as in last of the summer wine)
Ken and Deirdre (from corrie)
Eric and Ernie
Vic and Bob (my nephew would love this, he thinks all animals should be called Bob)
Rodney and Del
Reggie and Ronnie (Kray!)
Edmund and Baldrick
Lennon and McCartney or buy two more and go for John Paul George and Ringo....
Keith and Mick (Richards and Jagger)
David and Nick or Cameron and Clegg....... I like that...... or in the same vein Tony and Gordon.....

I know someone who had two colts called Nelson and Napoleon, the first is british but the second is a bit french for your purposes, unless you want to bait the french canadians too.....

 

[Kat]

Oh how about Torville and Dean??????

 

[Sarah Sum1]

Del boy and Rodney

 

[Pipkin]

Jack and Vera
Ronnie and Roxy
I love Fred and Wilma

 

[Hippona]

Benson and Hedges

Lager and Lime

 

[D66]

Heathrow and Gatwick
Big Ben and Windsor
our young son wanted to call the new jrt puppy Chutney Lamp-post. Not sure why.

 

[Enfys]

not Canadian baiting Enfys are you by any chance;-)))))))

Maybe a tad! If they can do it to me...

 

[Pipkin]

Peggy and Mitchell?

 

[Enfys]

Digger, Chutney Lamp-Post? Wonderful what little minds see as completely logical Can you imagine yelling that in a park? "Chut-neeeeeeeee..."

Great combinations here, Thankyou all.

 

[little_critter]

How about Terry and June?

 

[Chavhorse]

Just thought of another one;

Oxford & Cambridge

On the subject of dreadful names I inherited a cat called wait for it....Scrotum.....it got renamed Totom PTQ

 

[DW Team]

Chalk and Cheese
Cheese and Biscuit
Tigger and Eeyore
Kanga and Roo
Winnie and Tigger any of the A A Milne combined

 

[ferrador]

dip and stick
chris

 

[DanaHart]

Chaz & Dave
Dick & Dom
Tom & Jerry

 

[Fairynuff]

Pictures hopefully tomorrow when I get them home, all being well.

I have just bought (OH will KILL me) a pair of foals - well, Apollo needs playmates Skewbalds (another word I would get blank looks for)
One of each.

As I am forever getting the pee ripped out of me for my British-ness, I need very British names for these two, preferably ones that go together Egg and Bacon kind of thing.

Jeeves and Wooster came to mind but may be too subtle.

Bowler and Hat.

 

[TheEquineOak]

I'm loving Earl Gray and Lady Jane..

What about Turner and Hooch ----- are they British?!

 

[Malibu_Stacy]

Just thought of another one;

Oxford & Cambridge

Love that idea - although you would then have to make sure all their stuff is colour coordinated dark or light blue respectively!

Bubble and Squeak? (that explanation would confuse people!)
Ted and Ralph?
Spitfire and Hurricane?

 

[Tifferss]

Tom and Jerry
Pink and Floyd

 

[arizonahoney]

Gilbert & George
Gilbert & Sullivan

 

[Enfys]

I need more ponies!
I'm keeping this list, I love so many of these combinations, thankyou. I shall have to buy ponies in pairs from now on.

At the moment Tea and Biscuits is pretty high on the list, everyone around here thinks that all Brits drink tea, and biscuits (cookies) is confusing because they are actually scones. Also, the ponies are vaguely Tea and Biscuit colours, one is a bay and white, the other more of a dirty chestnut/blonde and white.

 

[Old Bat]

Rich Tea and Ginger Nut
Cucumber and Sandwich
Crumpet and Butter

but I still like Charles and Camilla!

 

[Old Bat]

Cross posted! Rich Tea and Ginger Nut are two very British biscuits....

 

[Enfys]

Just thought of another one;

Oxford & Cambridge

On the subject of dreadful names I inherited a cat called wait for it....Scrotum.....it got renamed Totom PTQ

LMAO. Yep, I can imagine standing on the doorstep calling for him!

 

[Double_choc_lab]

Winston and Churchill (VERY British)

 

[LittleSoph]

Charles and Camilla (Or Charlie and Milly for short, lol)
Fish and Chips
Pie and Mash
Morris and Dancer
Scrumpy and Cider
Tea and Coffee
Bangers and Mash
Asbo and Chaos
Tea and Cake
William and Harry (Harriet)
And and Dec
Posh and Becks
Katie and Peter
Lennon and Yoko