I need to get out more...

eatonbraynat said:
Er i think a crucial point has been over looked here...you cycle how far? 7 miles are you totally crazy!!! lol
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7 miles?! nothing I tell you. OH cycles 25 miles each way!

Stencilface said:
I talk to my bike - esp when it tanks off with me going downhill :mad:


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your bike needs a different bit Stencilface! :D

Ron tanks up hills, but sadly my bicycle doesn't have quite the same enthusiasm for them that Ron does! :D
 
Hahahaha!!

I half-halt before speed bumps too :o

One hack I go on there is a house with these massive reflectivy windows that I always make sure I'm riding my horse in what feels like a "nice outline" when going past to see what I think feels good looks like - what a poser..... but I'm sure you know what I mean ;)

Anyway - drove past it the other day and actually tried to gather my car together into a nice outline (I actually sat up, put my leg on, and tried to play with the bit...... )

Felt like a right plonker when I realised. Still looked in the reflection to see what I looked like driving my car though :cool: hehe!
 
Ive been walking my dog in the middle of a wide pavement and wanted to go over to the side and been absolutely baffled/mind blanked as to the aids to leg yield my dog over :D Embarrassing when I realised, oh yes, its a dog, I just...walk over there lol

Ive tried grabbing the reins in a car too :o
 
I cycle everyday to and from my jobs. I cycle for atleast 2 hours in total.
I talk to my bike, click to make it go faster, tell it to woh when I want to stop. When I arrive or stop at the shop I prop it up against the wall and tell it to stand :o I also legyield it to over take parked cars :o

When I'm a passenger in a car I jump speed bumps :o

After reading this post i'm glad it's not just me :D
 
JenHunt said:
no, but I almost spoke to it! :D
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Erm... I speak to my car. I pat the steering wheel and tell it its a good girl when it makes it up hills (its not an old car but its a Corsa so not exactly speedy!). My OH does think I'm a bit weird. And its a running joke when I'm driving mums car which is an automatic that it bolts with me quite frequently (if you put your foot down a bit too quick it flicks down a gear and zooms off too quick!) so there's a lot of "woah there"!
 
I need one of these... OH found the pic on FB!

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Glad I'm not the only one!

Yesterday I commented on how 'That sheep is lame on its offside hind' Then realized my non-horsey mother had no idea what I was on about! Oops! ;)
 
is there any reason you havent scrapped it and got a shiny new bike? :P :D


oh, I remembered another, I was passing by my OH at the bottom of the stairs and he moved aside to let me pass. I accidently patted him and said good boy :o
 
I fell off my bike when it refused to step up a kerb and crashed, despite the fact that I had my leg on. Good job I was wearing a hat!
I'd actually forgotten that bikes couldn't see where they were going... and I'm not blonde :-) (don't know how to do the smiley icon)
 
moleskinsmum said:
I fell off my bike when it refused to step up a kerb and crashed, despite the fact that I had my leg on. Good job I was wearing a hat!
I'd actually forgotten that bikes couldn't see where they were going... and I'm not blonde :-) (don't know how to do the smiley icon)
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Yep, done that - I clicked and everything :confused: Must teach bike about steps, perhaps we need some Pirelli lessons first though? ;) :D
 
I re-homed my bike some years ago - have regretted it since. Breaks my heart to think how it might have ended up but at the time I just wasn't able to give it the exercise it needed :(
 
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