Elf On A Shelf
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How did you nearly fall off of Pimms yesterday when he is the absolute dude of all dudes? Was it the hopping on straight from the box at the bottom of the gallops? Nope! Was it asking him to walk up the gallops? Nope! Did he go mental when we trotted up the gallops? Of course not! He's far too polite for that! When you stopped for picture time did he drop a shoulder and spin?! Pft! No! Ah! It must have been the rabbit that ran out from under his feet! Nope! Wrong again! The bird that flew up out of the bushes? Yes! But not in the way you think!
Bird flies up, I crap myself and jump sideways. Pimms? Nah, he just kept trotting on the same line he always was! So yes. I nearly fell off throwing myself off of the side because I spooked at a bird not the horse! ME!
Feckin eejit!
Bird flies up, I crap myself and jump sideways. Pimms? Nah, he just kept trotting on the same line he always was! So yes. I nearly fell off throwing myself off of the side because I spooked at a bird not the horse! ME!
Feckin eejit!