OldFogie
Provocateur
I have one that my mare "writes". ......
My mare applied to be a member of the Parish Council! Me and her often used to stop at the Notice Board and one time their was an open invitation to - residents, over 21, with an interest in local affairs - so I looked down at her big eyes and said "well, that's you!"
So the whole yard laughed when we had the application form "signed" by one her big front paws - we all thought she could bring a lot of horse sense to the committee.
We never got a reply but later on had rather a snooty letter about Horseypeople letting their mounts foul the footpaths - so my mare sent them a reply saying that they should be lucky that's the only place it went.