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I wish someone would invent an 'instant confidence' drink

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They have - its called brandy
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An portable foldable (to fit in pocket)step that raises you up so you are level with saddle and just hop on easy. I can't mount from the ground and struggle with fences!
 
MizElz says "My lesbian teacher said it was a silly idea"
Did your teacher say that BECAUSE she was a lesbian?? Why would the fact she is a lesbian be relevant? Would you have specified heterosexual teacher or Jewish teacher or teacher with big ears etc etc.........?
Maybe you felt it relevant to put 'lesbian' teacher because you are a homophobic bigot..........
 
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Maybe you felt it relevant to put 'lesbian' teacher because you are a homophobic bigot..........

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I want someone to invent shock absorbing horse trainers, but even if they did I doubt I could afford them.
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"because you are a homophobic bigot.......... "

as opposed to a piglet with a bad attitude looking for a fight?


Good idea about the stud thing!!!.
 
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an automatic poo-picker for the fields, solar-powered, which would just trundle around finding piles of dung, picking them up, and taking them to the muckheap.

a small robotic "jockey" to break in my 3 year olds!

stainless steel cables that could be implanted into tendons, so horses never broke down.

a machine to do a whole body scan and diagnose exactly what is wrong with a horse, for a reasonable fee. a friend has one ready to go, but needs £5m to get it off the ground... not the sort of money i can lay my hands on, unfortunately!

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LMAO!! They are excellent K!
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Self cleaning tack would be great!
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I know its contriversial and some one is going to shoot me for saying it but i wish there was a viable way of cloning the mare i lost three years ago.
 
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MizElz says "My lesbian teacher said it was a silly idea"
Did your teacher say that BECAUSE she was a lesbian??

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I doubt it made much difference, but you never know!
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Why would the fact she is a lesbian be relevant?

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Probably not....but
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Would you have specified heterosexual teacher or Jewish teacher or teacher with big ears etc etc.........?

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Quite possibly! I had lesbian teachers, wrinkly old teachers, teachers who no one, male nor female, would ever dream of shagging, blonde buxom teachers, teachers, indeed, with big ears, who also could not pronounce their Rs...take your pick!
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Maybe you felt it relevant to put 'lesbian' teacher because you are a homophobic bigot..........

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.....maybe not. My best mate at school was gay, and I frequently referred to him as my 'gay friend' - he loved it!
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I'm with Kerilli on the steel cables for tendons, and ANY invention that keeps them on the road.. I'd like to invent a hay steamer that doesn't cost the earth too. Love the automated stud screw thing ME! Would be a b*gger if you started to cross the thread though.
 
A two way communication device where it would display what your horse was thinking, and so they can understand that things like vets coming, and having antibiotics in their dinner are because we are trying to help them!
 
A foldable, portable SAFE tall mounting block. I've been toying with it for years, have tons of sketches, but have the technical acumen of a small rock and have no way to make prototypes . . .
 
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what about some type of heating device that stops the water in water troughs freezing in the winter just think no more cold hands!

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In South Africa my OH uses donkeys for that job. The water freezes over and the sheep aren't strong enough to break the ice so they stick a donkey in the field with them and they keep it clear.

Alternatively in england stick a football in the trough
 
A rug that will take itself off if the horse is too hot and out itself on if its raining or the horse gets cold.
I am forever putting rugs on at 6am when its chilly only to find that its a hot day and then I leave them off and it pee's with rain!!!
 
I want to know exactly what my horse is thinking.
And I want to know "feel" Exactly.
Can someone not market "feel" in a bottle?
And how about a buzzer system that would alarm when your body moved out of alignment? Better than having an instructor with you all the time!
 
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