I would just like to point out...

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that my farrier STILL HAS TROUTY WHATSIT hanging off his beautiful arm.

Why has nobody thwacked her on the back of the head with a blunt object yet? You're all USELESS! :) Hurry up, I want to know how his dog is and I feel all stalkery so shan't be texting him... OH! and if someone would be kind enough to do my facebook stalking for me, that would be all kinds of good! :D

He sent me a text on Tuesday morning... and I replied, and he replied etc. but he STILL hasn't declared his undying love for me. Bugger and bum.

Also... my sexy "isn't my arse lovely" breeches are FAULTY - the zip doesn't work... so unless I'm going to be getting my morags out AND flashing my knick knacks (which I think we'll all agree is overkill) I need to take them back.

The fit farrier saga continues....slowly. Someone PLEEAAASEEE befriend him and tell him I'm just SO wonderful and that if he only saw me NOT covered in horse ***** and paint, he'd fall over his own legs with lust... or summin like that.... :/
 
Aw, poor girlfriend! Trout like or not, one has to feel for her when you, with your lusterous morags and knick knacks flashing about the place, are on the prowl after her luscious man :rolleyes:

Take pity on the poor wee trout and go find an unattached fit bit who will lavish your wotsits with the kind of praise they need and deserve :rolleyes::D;)

*And again, I blame the drugs....*
 
ah.... well if thats the case can you please tell me who the bimbette in the boot of my car is?

The shovel worked a treat on the back of the head but lunch was a tight one so didn't have time to pop her in the hole...

;)
 
Oh no!! I missed a few posts...I take it nothings progressed...yet??
(Note the word : YET :D)
He must be a real looker for all this...where are you again?! ;)
K x

ETA - Poor trouty whatsit she has no idea her imminent and convenient "hiding" is being planned in secret on a forum...
 
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Patience, im plotting
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Nonononono.. you must not feel sorry for poor little Troutina, I feel sorry for her of course, but she must understand that he's MY lobster, and she should SHARE!

The alarming thing is that although fit...he's not BEAUTIFUL (well...not by my standards anyway...my last man had a habit of making women's jaws hit the floor just by existing... but then he also had a habit of being an arse so go figure!) he's just so LOVELY and he makes me LAUGH and I love his DOG and he's nice to my horses and everything :)

I think it's getting dangerous now... I need to find something to distract me. I'm on the brink of turning into a troutmurderingfarrierstalking lunatic...

SO would you lot please do the murdering and stalking for me, so that I look like an innocent morag weilding lovely person!?

FANKS DARLINS :D

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MrsM: my whotsits are FINE thank you very much, I am, of course after his mind and dazzling wit... and so you see, nobody else will do :(
 
Starzaan said:
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MrsM: my whotsits are FINE thank you very much, I am, of course after his mind and dazzling wit... and so you see, nobody else will do :(
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Please don't! I just fell of m'bed laughing :D. Am now stuck like a standed whale (oh to be small enough to be a standed trout, ah well, I digress).

And I am suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure your wotsits are simply stunning :D :D :D :cool:
 
So you want US to be the troutinamurderingfacebookstalkingfitfarrier-ists and you can just drift about in your morags, dazzling him with your sense of humour and love of pretty dogs, watching him be nice to your horses? :rolleyes:

Its a plan :)
 
HA! It serves you right for being silly enough to try and convince me to stalk another man! :)

No he does NOT have moobs...although I would still adore him even if he did...

I think I might cross eeeverything and waddle down to the bottom field (still crossed) to see if one of the hunters has pulled a shoe... I BLOODY WELL HOPE SO.

If they have, someone please come and hypnotise him and tell him to get rid of the trout in a humane way... I don't want to put her to sleep if I don't have to! :D

ETA: Kellysheroes, YEP! (but how does one get "in" to ones morags... they're attached... please, if you think being able to climb into my own morags would help me woo him, TELL ME HOW!
 
As it's for a good 'cause I will send one of my treasured tb's to you for a few weeks as he loses a shoe at least once a week and my farrier is on speed dial.
 
WIMBLES! Don't you DARE go and see MrsM... I am in much greater need! She is just floundering around on the floor mocking my morags!!

Bring me your pony!! QUICKLY QUICKLY!
 
If thats you in your profile pic, don't you think he or someone who knows him might recognise you you nutter !

Hope your plans work, funny I was wondering about the next instalment only yesterday :-)
 
My trilemma is clearly FAR more important than you being able to pay to eat, so quit, and bring me your horse.

Come the ****** on Bridget!

That is my hair... and mostly my mare! Lots of people are blonde!! And lots of people have elbows!

If he does, he already knows I'm a nutter, so I think we're safe. If you're reading this matey - throw the trout under a bus and ASK ME OUT!!!!
 
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I have just seen a thread above asking "where are farriers needed?"

It is VERY tempting to reply "IN MY BED!"

But I think I'd get an infraction... so I'll just think it...





and type it here...... :)
 
Too late... Arizonahoney got there first! Now poor Tommythingy is going to think I'm a crazy farrier shagging maniac.

When in fact I'm just a crazy maniac, who would like to add a farrier to the list!
 
If you can find me a big enough jiffy bag to send you a 15.1 TBX, then Dylan's all yours! He's just entering the shoe-losing phase of the summer, and is a total princess about his feet. I guarantee you multiple farrier visits ;)
 
Starzaan said:
Too late... Arizonahoney got there first! Now poor Tommythingy is going to think I'm a crazy farrier shagging maniac. (/QUOTE]

I was going to say, and the problem is...?? Then I saw the next bit :D :D :D :cool:

Starzaan said:
When in fact I'm just a crazy maniac, who would like to add a farrier to the list!
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Hm. It will be interesting to see what happens, the forum doesn't want to post this... :cool::eek:
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Ooh have you seen the trout then? is she all trouty? :D

Do you want this farrier for keeps or just for your list? :D

Surely someone has alerted them to your threads by now?

Best of luck :) x
 
Tinker_Belle said:
Is the same farrier you recommended to me? *Evil grin* :p :D.
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Yes! And you MAY NOT have him! But you MAY convince him in a SUBTLE way that I'm fantabulous, and not in any way related to the nutcase on this forum going by the name of Starzaan :D

I have not seen the girlfriend... and sadly I'm sure she's dreadfully beautiful and sexy and nice, but that doesn't matter at all! I'm too much of a wimp to do some facebook stalking... I'm trying very hard to pretend that I have a life full of sexy men with big arms, and don't really want to talk to this particular one at all... but I'm not doing a very good job.

(obviously)
 
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