If horse cross breeds had silly designer names

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Pretty sure this has been done but why not go again.


Thoroughbred x warmblood - thoroghblood/warmbred

Welsh x Connemara - Consh/welmara

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Quarabs and Morabs exist. I'm sure that there are more real ones too.

RE made up ones, how about the Shagya arabian X shetland... elegantly known as the Shagland?
 
Oldenburg x New Forest = Oldnew
Friesian x Shetland = Free S**t
Thoroughbred x Shetland = Tough S**t
 
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I believe Pie to be an Irish dracobamarabred (id/cob/possible Connemara/thoroughbred)
Also known as Irish bog horse of indeterminate breeding!
 
I think a Shetland should always be a shitland :p

Kerry bog pony X Connemara = kermara

Shitland X Connemara = conneshit (say in a Scottish accent :p)
 
highland x TB = highbred.

shitland x shagya is surely a shitya though?

I suppose a highland x shagya is a hiya, too which is actually quite cute :p
 
Oh dear...I came up with Tennessee Walker x cob x oldenberg = Tesco burger (apologies...)

Or how about Morgan x Irish Sports horse = moreish
Freisian x Pinto = free pint! Yes...that's more like it!
 
thoroughdraught
thoroughcleve/bay
warmdraught

Oldenburg x New Forest = Oldnew
Friesian x Shetland = Free S**t
Thoroughbred x Shetland = Tough S**t

I have a Wappy (Welsh X Appaloosa)

highland x TB = highbred.

shitland x shagya is surely a shitya though?

I suppose a highland x shagya is a hiya, too which is actually quite cute :p

*****land X Haflinger = *****flinger!

I have a Welbred (Welsh x TB) which is absolutely perfect for her; she's a proper lady and very haughty.

These are AMAZEBALLS!

I have a Warmbred/Thoroughblood (Warmblood x Thoroughbred) :D
 
Thoroughbred x Dutch WB - Thrutch
Lipizzaner x ID - Lipid
Quarter Horse x Sh!itland - Horse *****

I'll get me coat... :D
 
I quite like the idea of a Oldenburg x fallabella = oldfella

Maybe a thoroughbred x shire should be "thrush"
Ardennes x Suffolk Punch = 'Ard Punch

There are frequently shire x Clydesdales referred to as shiredales and I actually think my ideal horse would be a Dales pony crossed with a Clydesdale but I have absolutely no idea what it would be called!
 
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