If horses were cars...

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So, what 'type' of car would each 'type' of horse be
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Warmblood - Hot hatch
Thoroughbred - Ferrari / Porsche
Arab - Something a little more quirky...perhaps a TVR
Welsh Sec A - Original Mini

Any more !?
 
My TB gelding would be a bentley or something posh and big like that as he is very fussy and does think that he is better than all the other ponies! He is funny the general boss of the horses! oh and poos on his haylegh because once it has gone on the floor is not good enough for him to eat!! lol
 
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So, what 'type' of car would each 'type' of horse be
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Warmblood - Hot hatch
Thoroughbred - Ferrari / Porsche
Arab - Something a little more quirky...perhaps a TVR
Welsh Sec A - Original Mini

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Warmblood -Rolls Royce (expensive, flashy..bit slow)
Thoroughbred - E-type Jag (very fast, tame engineer required for when it goes wrong)
Arab-Alfa Romeo, (bit foreign, very s*xy and eye catching)
Welsh A- MX5, (small, pretty - limited use)
Highland Pony- Land Rover, (go anywhere never let you down)
Shetland - Moped (nuff said)
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haha, i used to do this all the time

not to sure what my boys are yet, but i sure as hell am not insured to drive Squeaky, the engine is far to big for me to ever afford the insurance on!!
Think Squeak would be that super charged 500bhp BMW that Clarkson was wetting himself about!
 
Not necessarily, I used to compare my ID to a Range Rover - goes anywhere and what power!! Quite apart from that I considered my boy to be exceptionally handsome and classy!

Current horse is somewhere between a Hyundai Coupe (on a bad day, all flash and no real class!) and a Porsche - it all depends what mood he's in and how generous I am feeling!!!
 
I think mine would be a top of the range BMW, but an older one. Bit battered and likely to break down at any time but looks good! x
 
Mine looks good, but not an easy ride - I'd go for a old fashioned Bentley, still looks beautiful with age, but can take time to warm up
 
my WHP pony would be a fiesta (new one not an old one) not much to look at but certainly not ugly. nothing flashy or too fast but with plenty of go. reliable and forgiving (i have a fiesta, my god its put up with so many bumps and scrapes!!)
 
If my horses were a cars....
Winston would be a rolls royce without fail!
Snoopy a lotus
Bertie was a Renult GT Turbo - lots of fun but bloody dangerous at times lol
 
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My hienz 57 would be a classic porche...small, compact, sleek, hansome and FAST...mind you it would probably have some minor issues in the brakes!

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Sounds exactly like mine though a full TB not a Heinz 57! He would also have dodgy tyres aswell.....
 
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