If Horses were in high school...What Cliques Would They Be In?

[arwenplusone]

Found this joke whilst looking through my old e-mail - actually I agree with it

Enjoy

•Quarter Horses: Definitely jocks. Strutting around flexing those muscles, showing off their butts...definitely jocks.

•Thoroughbreds: Preppies. Sometimes athletes, never 'jocks'. Monogrammed blankets, leather halters, Nike eventer shoes, the latest custom trailer and tack. They are the "new money" rich.

•Appaloosas: Could only be the stoners. They like to trip acid so they can watch their spots move.

•Arabians: RAH! RAH! SIS BOOM BAH!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!! (need I say more?)

•Shetland Ponies: Frightening, spiky hairdos, snotty attitudes and any color of the rainbow .... gotta be PUNKS. Some even sport tattoos.

•Friesians: Big, buff, and always in black, they are the biker clique. Cigs hanging out of the corner of their mouths, dangerous glint in the eyes, daring anyone to cross their path.

•Morgans: They're the nerdy teacher's pets, running around doing everything from yearbook to decorating the gym and ratting out the bikers, stoners and jocks. They have perpetual wedgies.

•Drafts (all breeds): No real clique, they're just the big guys who sit in the back of the room and fart a lot (and then laugh). Who's going to STOP them?

•Icelandics and Paso Finos: They're the little squirrely geeks who flit around a dance trying to fit in and fail miserably. The kind who wear Toughskins jeans from Sears (or would that be ripoff WeathaBeetas??).

•Ahkle Tekl (Akle Takl? Ackle Tackle....!! Akhal Teke!!): Foreign exchange student(s). And no one can spell their names either.

•Hackney Ponies: A breed this manic would have to be a band geek. Marching along with their knees and heads held high.....even going to the bathroom.

•Warmbloods: Old Money Preppies, as opposed to the TBs who are new money preppies. All their tack is imported from Europe, they drink Perrier water and eat only organically grown feed. They look down on everyone and talk amongst themselves about summer in Paris and skiing in Gstad and wasn't it dreadful how provincial Spruce Meadows has become?

 

[minkymoo]

love it!!

 

[SSM]

Drafts (all breeds): No real clique, they're just the big guys who sit in the back of the room and fart a lot (and then laugh). Who's going to STOP them?

Put CB's in there, along with continually visiting the tuck shop!

 

[PapaFrita]

I was going to say PF would be a cheerleader, but I think she would also run the school newspaper

 

[Madam_max]

I'm afraid Corroy would be the school bully and tart

 

[SSM]

Donkey would be in the tart section, but never a bully, she would look after the little ones whilst sitting around farting

 

[xxcharlottexx]

lol mine would be the annyoing one at the back of the class who has a 10second attention span.

He would be a good looking guy with all the ladies aroun him too

*not much change to what he is now then really

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[goldengryffindor]

i have a 3/4 Qh x TB and he is deff not a jock. hes just a friendly chap bit of a sissy lol

 

[Jellicle]

I like it!

I think Spike (unknown breeding) would be the token male cheerleader. 'Friend' to all the girls, athletic but not blokey.

 

[Weezy]

Porridge would be the girl that tags along with the popular boys - nice looking arm candy!

 

[Theresa_F]

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Drafts (all breeds): No real clique, they're just the big guys who sit in the back of the room and fart a lot (and then laugh). Who's going to STOP them?

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That sounds like my boys - take life very easy, totally chilled, laugh and fart.

 

[rara007]

LOL, spot on!

 

[Alibear]

Atty would be the dishy looking foreign exchange student who flounces about all over the place, well that is until you see his teeth

 

[jesterfaerie]

LOL that is brilliant.
Ed would definatly be the fat kid!