CorvusCorax
Deary me...
Have you considered BPS membership,you get full public liability cover. You may think it wont happen to you .But consider the cost and damage if you were to accidentaly hit a phoenix which then landed on an oil refinery!Vertical take off is a good option for the well schooled pegasus ,but if taught to early ,can lead to a number of vices and also holes in stable roofs.
Hmmm, maybe an aircraft carrier would be a cheaper option.....