If you were a horse what would you be like?

Probably a lame 15hh cob - ridden in a pelham!!

Why............I am a short ass that puts on weight easy and every morning I have to crawl out of bed due to aches and pains, pelham is because I am very self opinionated and strong willed!!
 
i would be like my lass - a stress head - both experienced the worst life can throw at you but have learnt to love lol my little inspiration lol but mmm she is a tubby and im a skinny so mmm there we devide lol but def my beautiful sweet sec D :)
 
I'm VERY jumpy, so I'd be an awful hack.

And I won't jump.

But I want to overtake other walkers/joggers/drivers.

******* me, I'm an ARAB :p
 
I would be a cross between Kokopelli's Andy and my thoroughbred. I am short, skinny and always have something wrong with me!
 
chestnut 16.2hh with a star and two hind stockings, and two socks on my front legs, id beg for mints constantly and love cuddles and fuss :) id also be very cheeky and gallop round for the fun of it :p
 
I would love to see myself as a very graceful, super looking belgium warmblood....however realistically I'm more a short fat cob with highlights!
 
tbh, I'd probably be like one of my highlands, I just grew a bit tall :o I do try to please but controlling my evil streak can be challenging :D Jumpy as anything to hack, scared of irrational things (my lad's scared of butterflies, but I have a courgette phobia - don't ask! - so can't really talk!) but actual scary things aren't a problem :cool: Intelligent and have no problem with using it to my advantage (it's a terrible thing to be outwitted by your pony!) :D

Food is my major motivator and I'm always covered in mud too... Yep, highland all the way.
 
I'd be like the horse I ride now.

A standardbred, because I run funny. I wouldn't like going anywhere alone, but if I did get out alone, I'd be very spooky and shy. Bay or brown, a few scars and a bad back/knee. Headshy, probably and a bit funny about being touched.
However, I'd like to jump and gallop and impress, in my own little way. Easily bored!!
 
just like my mare (brace yourself for the contradictions)

stressed, insecure, gorgous and with a massive ego, willing, calm and happy, stroppy and hormonal, loves cuddles

just like my mare
 
a nice big stressy prancy mare lol. wouldnt go on my own because i hate being on my own, would love cuddles tho as cuddles are awesome, dont do change so quite stressy, and get impatient so probs wouldnt stand still anywhere and like to jog along on hacks. also love food, foods good and if i couldnt be bothered to move then yeah id just stand there and sleep :D
 
Free to good home, little bay mare that needs a serious dose of Oestress and the occasional bute!!

I would be a little Welsh, I don't think I am short enough to be a Shetland :D
I would need restricted grazing as I love food and prone to putting on weight. A rather stroppy, hormonal, stubborn and stressed out welsh, but very loyal, loving and trustworthy pony. Who could be a bit bad with the farrier, and is scared of irrational things so wouldn't make the safest of hacks. A very unbold pony who isn't keen on jumping and even less likely to go XC or hunting. Occasionally unsound due to back/knee problems.

:eek: :o
 
A very round welsh sec D;) liver chesnut (my fav colour) and a blaze, two white hind socks about 14.2hh.....

Ideally a broodmare actually wouldnt be that bad, you dont get ridden, you are out with the girls day and night, you meet some hot studs, ok you have babies but the hooomans get rid once they start being a pain.

Then if your lucky you find a nice young girl/boy to have a bit of fun with, maybe a bit of hacking (once they have spent a lot of time breaking you in) and get cuddles and carrots everyday and you turn into a ultimate little pony for them....

I would be a typical welsh takes a while to settle, a little bolshy at times but I understand no means no, I would like to go trotting around my field showing off, and go dragon exploring in every nook and cranny on the yard, throw a bit of a strop if I dont get my own way but I would be able to identify my owner a mile off and love them forever.
 
It is a well known saying that horses are a reflection of its owner...

My horse can be very willing and capable in any sphere but only when he feels like it. Has a bit of arthritis now he's getting on a bit, but still has the ability to flip from lovely chap to first class arse in 0.3 seconds.

Oh dear....
 
Sports horse with long legs but a bit too much bone to be truely graceful. Generally laid back, but push me too far and you'll hit the deck!
 
i would like to say i would be a fit thoroughbred that would jump anything and is at the perfect weight... but i would be more like a cheeky little pony that is VERY strong willed and laminatic, has to have restricted grazing, spooks at silly little things and refuses to jump 'scary' fences :p
 
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