If you were a horse what would you be like?

A native, probably a Shetland as I am very short, don't let people push me around and find weight loss very difficult! Hardy, trainable and willing to work, but a bit of a worrier. I would almost certainly windsuck, weave or crib.
 
I'd be some sort of well built cobby type at about 16HH. A very good doer with plenty of bone, lots of mad curly wild mane and tail and a serious attitude problem. I would be a typical mareish mare - capable of being lovely but only when i chose to be. The rest of the time stroppy, opiniated, capable of anything asked but only doing it on my terms.
 
Great replies peeps!
I'd be a nightmare, sluggish and sullen one day, unpredictable and flighty the next. I'd have spots but nice glossy coat. Grumpy when hungry. 15.3hh and teenaged in horse yrs.
 
Not sure on breed but I would definately be a very impatient horse so would probably need an experienced rider to keep me in check :D
 
Short liver chestnut shetland with a sunbleached mane and tail, always on a diet due to natural chubbiness and fondness of food. Moody and stressy, weaver, crib biter and wind sucker, most probably sweet itch sufferer. Slightly arthritic with aches and pains, crumbly cracked hooves too. Loves a good groom and bath, then will delightfully roll afterwards. Happiest whilst eating or chilling but will occasionally throw in the odd burst of speed when the feeling takes me, partial to a mint or two ;)
 
I would be a welsh sec D x thoroughbred, can be sweet and cuddly but may be vicious and stroppy, strong-willed and always stubborn. I would be one of the silly mare tearing off the owners attempts to stop.:D:o
 
I'm VERY jumpy, so I'd be an awful hack.

And I won't jump.

But I want to overtake other walkers/joggers/drivers.

******* me, I'm an ARAB :p

I was just thinking as a I read - me, me, me. And then you got to the Arab bit, and I thought - yes, that is why I have one!

We are very alike, impatient and stressy and jumpy, but a bit lazy about leaving our comfort zone - ie difficult schooling and jumping. And we are both nosy, over sensitive, like creature comforts but also fairly hardy and tough. He is just (a touch) more beautiful than me!
 
definately chestnut mare lol, but a loving one with only a little tendency to throw a strop lol;) starting to show my age and not as fit as i used to be, probably on a joint supplement and pink powders :o Not too patient with the bouncy young ponies anymore but happy to stand in the shade of a big tree talking to the other mares and the odd gay gelding:D
 
definately chestnut mare lol, but a loving one with only a little tendency to throw a strop lol;) starting to show my age and not as fit as i used to be, probably on a joint supplement and pink powders :o Not too patient with the bouncy young ponies anymore but happy to stand in the shade of a big tree talking to the other mares and the odd gay gelding:D

Are bay geldings the most new man/tolerant of the male species of horse?
 
I always laugh and think how much my arab is exactly like me (not sure if thats good or bad) :o

Her long mane is always perfectly groomed (much like my extentions on a night out!)
Hates mud :o
Hates rain :o
Temper can be chilled and sweet one day ... evil the next :eek:
She prances about like an idiot ... same with me - trotting about the office
Loves pink :D (well I tell myself she does too)
 
I'm VERY jumpy, so I'd be an awful hack.

And I won't jump.

But I want to overtake other walkers/joggers/drivers.

******* me, I'm an ARAB :p

Haha! I think that makes me an Arab too then :D

I think my hair colouring equates to being a pale palomino too, probably with an annoying white splodge somewhere, nice and hard to clean :o :D
 
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