if your horse could speak............

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what would he say?

rupert would say "Speise, Speise, ich wollen Speise. Wenn ich herum tanze, vielleicht werde ich zugeführt werden, !" = Food, food, i want food! If i dance around, maybe i will get fed


Malibu would say "Silly big german horse, if only he were to stand still, then mum would stop telling him of and we would all get treats! If only the fancy dressage horse understood a word i said!"


what would yours say?
 
Gus (at tea time):

"shift it toots I'll get it ma'sel"
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D (at any time):

Arrrrgh it's trying to KILL MEEEEEE geritoff geritoff GERITOFFFFFFF!

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well I think my horse would say

" s'il vous plait, regarde vers moi, je suis le plus beau dans le monde, et il n'y a aucun cheval qui est mieux que moi.....ooohhh la la regarde mes bottes, ils sont super.....euh attend j'ai oublie ce que je voulais dire" => "Please, look at me, Im the best horse in the world,and there is no other horse better than me.....look at my boots, the brilliant....oh hang on, I've forgotten what i wated to say"

or maybe

"mamon, je peut en avoir une autre carrotte??" => "Mummy, please can i hav another carrot?"

or

"If only i had wings..."

or maybe

"what would happen if i bit mummys bottom..."
 
Archie would say (i cant speak dutch so have to write it in english im afraid) - 'what is the stupid woman trying to make me do now, all this poncing around in circles'

Bloss - 'less exercise more food please!!'
 
Think my two would be constantly bickering like a couple of kids...."I want what hes got, i'm sure his food is better than my food....I want that hay pile even though both are identical!! What is he playing with, i want one...why is he getting ridden not me....please don't leave me mummy...... i don't want to be left on my own, i hate it......when travelling their favouite phrase would definately be .............."are we nearly there yet..."!!!!!

I think i am officially bored at work today!!
 
Well I don't stand a chance!!! My horse is Welsh...anyone able to translate to Welsh on here!!!!!
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If you can he would say..."I am the most handsome horse ever and the king of everything...all humans make good slaves, now bow and kiss my feet...and give me food!!!"
 
Storm would say - " I hate you, I hate you so much, your the most evil person in the world because you make me do work, I hate work, your so evil!!! ooohhh, wait, is that food she has? I'll pretend to be her best friend. Wait, is that the saddle..........I hate her!"

Missy would say - As above

or

"Oh look, a headcollar, lets chew it"

or

"Oh look, a lead rope, lets chew it"

or

"Oh look, tack, lets chew it"

or

"Oh look, rugs, lets chew them"

or when a horse passes her in the school

"Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!"

Allie - "Yayyyyyyyy it's youuuuuuuu!" cue mad gallop down the field "It's you, it's you , it's you! Any food?"
 
I think the vast majority of mine would say "Take me!!!"

Mine all seriously dislike being left behind (except Jet who would be perfectly happy munching hay all day and every day) in the field when their friends go out for rides and one of them, if he is left behind, will give the others a bit of grief when they return. He stands by the gate the WHOLE time they are out
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My horse would say 'Oh, hello Mummy, what can I do for you? Look how sweet and well behaved I am, don't you just luuurrvvve me?!' or 'Oooooh, people, they must be here to see me - I'll be extra loveable for them and maybe they'll give me all the carrots'! He really is a do-anything-as-long-as-you-love-me type!
Other thing he might say would be 'I'm so small and cute - I can def. squeeze into that area of the stable with you so that I'm right next to you'! He's actually almost 17hh but would get inside my clothes with me if he could! What a sweetie!
Or of course 'I'm wasting away, please give me some more haylage'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Monty - Look at those silly young horses messing about around the gateway - don't they realise we are all going to be brought in anyway?!

Pug - Lets's play chucking rugs on the floor! or This schooling stuff is silly what's the point in working in an outline anyway?
 
Fiddler *while off work and Hattie is off to a show* : "Pick me, Pick me!! This sucks why cant i go to all the parties
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Hattie *while walking over to get her in from the field*:"Who the hell is that??? I swear i dont even recognise her... nope definitely never seen that two legged alien......oooooooo did someone say food???!!!!"
 
Floss......"Cuddles?"
Cooper......"P*** off........oh, a saddle-yippee!
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Where are we going? What are we doing? Come ON! COME ON!""
Lola......"Hellllllllooooooooo, food? No? OK, bum scratch instead then please" and turn her backend to me
Robin......"Bum scratch? ME, ME, here's my tail, look, I'll even reverse into position...........ahhhhhhhhh yesssssss, left a bit"
 
Pidge, "I know I've just had breakfast but you're by the feed bins FEED ME NOW I'M STARVING"

"Yeehaa mummy is jumping something decent for a change" when carting me over the highest part of a cross pole, he hates jumping the small middle part
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Sunny, "down a bit, up a bit oooooooohhhh just there keep scratting my bum auntie that is soooo nice
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I dread to think!!
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Probably something like "God I wish the Old Dragon'd b*gger off so I could eat"....or "Hmmmm,haylage"........or "Look!Will you STOP trying to brush me!If I want to look like a scruff that's MY business.....Oooh,food"........."Lunging!?!You must be kidding me....it's taken me simple AGES dahling to get this fat...erm,I mean look this good"
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BL-oh god...the pain!! (he is a very sensitive soul) and 'Wooohooo! LEt's gooooo!'

D-I love food...I love food... I love food.. ha, got ya now!
(last part as he suddenly broncos)
 
In an irish accent blaze- mom what are we doing now and what is that your putting on me now!!!

Bob (also in irish accent)- ooooo fooooood i thought thats what your made of!!!
 
you have all had me in tears. i have never read such funny things!!!!!! oh dear me!! lmao
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thanks for the laughs for me today!!!!
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PF would probably say "So, are we jumping yet, are we? are we? oooh, who's that nice chap over there? Are we jumping? huh? AAAArrgh!! *sideways launch* small bird/butterfly/plastic bag!!! So, when are we jumping???!!"

Antifaz would be the good-looking but not very bright type; an equine Keanu Reeves if you like
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I can't think WHAT he would say except "more cuddles, mooooooore cuddles... what's that in your hand? Is it food? Can I have it? Ok then, give me cuuuuuuuddles!"
 
Sid would say:

'where's the bloody carrots woman.....[backing away from the stable door slowly on spotting the saddle]....not bloody that again..haven't you had enough punishment, fancy a few more bucks then???....

on being ridden
"I'm going to go this slow until she gets sooo tired her legs fall off & then I'm going back inside for a kip....Huh, what's that? GERRROOOOOFFFFF ME....B*gger...reckon that means I'm gonna have to do a bit of work now, she's not as blonde as I thought she was!"
 
teds confersations wqould go as follows.#

" MUMMMMMMMMM mummmmmmmmmmm mummmmmmmmm"

"OMG AUTY SUPER_KATS AT MY DOOR RUN AWAY!!!!!!!"

or at tea time,
"FEEEEDDDDD MEEEE FEED ME.. MA FOOD MA FOOD MA FOOD MA FOOD!"

That is his full and numerous vocaculary
lou x
 
Boss-
' P*ss off.... no come back..... no p*ss off..... oh wait, come back..... no really go now.'

Moon-
'Mummy! save me there's monsters'
 
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