if your horse could speak............

A few things Tufty would say:

"Did someone not put the broom away, I think I will have to teach them a lesson and knock it over.... Oh god, that gave me quite a scare."

"Look I have really scarey teeth, are you scared yet... no, can I get a cuddle then"

"I may have walked past that rock a hundred times before but I'm telling your there is a monster hiding behind it, OK"

"Look i'm trotting with my nose on the floor, do you like?"
 
Dixie - in a very sexy southern Irish accent - 'Hurry up...hurry up...haven't got time to stand/hold foot up/ move back/ open mouth...got to go and do it NOW!!'
 
wow after reading all of the above, it sounds like you all should be feeding your horses more !!!
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LMAO!!
Mine's just a gannet,and would eat til she exploded given the opportunity
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Oscar ~ "Do i have too?"

.or.

"mmm there must be a way i can get out of this... if only i just had a little bit more rein, i could chuck her off easy peasy"
 
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Archie would say (i cant speak dutch so have to write it in english im afraid) - 'what is the stupid woman trying to make me do now, all this poncing around in circles'

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Axel would be saying the exact same thing!
 
mine would say -

"take my rug OFF get me OUT of this stable DO NOT put me on the horsewalker put me in my FAVOURITE field and make sure I get fed...a lot."

other than that most of the time he neighs at me which i translate simply as "feed me" although I like to tell myself he's showing affection towards me haha.
 
Touchy to Sovereign on Boxing Day 'Haha Suckerrrrr' if you were fat and lazy like me you wouldnt be asked to run and jump, and i still get fed and loved just because I am me!
Sovereign to Touchy all the time 'touchy look at me, am i handsome am i, am i. Look I can do this with my head on one side isnt it funny?
 
"Pay me attention NOW and I mean NOW"

"Do not even think about putting that bridle/headcollar on me, I am a sensitive soul and they itch."

Wierd I know but she is a compulsive face scratcher. Anyone else's horse?
 
Mine would say in a Cumbrian accent 'what the hell are you saying? I don't understand a Scottish accent! But I love you anyway" Shucks.
 
Think Baron (chessie in sig) would be saying "come on, I want to trot! Can we trot now? Now? Pleaseeeeee? dont make me do another transition; oh look at me I'm a kanagaroo!!

And Poseur "look at me, I said look at me ~paws ground~ HELLO I'M OVER HERE"
 
OK, if his girlfriend is being ridden or at a show he'd say:

"please don't leave me, I need all your attention until Fliss gets back"

If he were with his girlfriend he'd say:

"hurry up and ride or feed me and then get lost and leave me in peace"

If we're out riding he'd say:

"The ground is fine, I can gallop here, look how I can do it on the spot"

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Polly would definately say

"Don't touch me"
about 90% of the time and the other 10% of the time...
"Mum, mum, I love you. It's dinner time..." followed (on recieving food) by "Don't touch me" again. She's not a people horse.

Also under saddle she mostly says
"If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times I don't bend to the left. You don't want counter canter? Put me back on the right rein then"
 
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