If your horse had a job...

[nix123]

If your horse had a human job what would it be?

My WB would be Louie Spence (whatever job he does)

My ID would defo be a bouncer

My connie would be a builder (always looking busy and too many tea breaks)

 

[PolarSkye]

Kal would be an actor/luvvie . . . highly strung, emotional, craves attention/adulation, likes to be the centre of attention but has his fair share of "I vant to be alooooooone" moments . . .

P

 

[Antw23uk]

What a great question, lol .. No idea, let me give it some thought

 

[pottamus]

My horse would not want to be bothered with the effort of work, so would watch soaps all day, read the paper and play cross word puzzles, in a comfy chair with lots of food around him!

 

[DabDab]

Hmmm, that's a fun question.

I think in this day and age my boy would be in an office job that he was fairly useless at, but everyone in the office would like him.

 

[WelshD]

One of mine would be an accountant

The other would live at the side of Newquay beach under an upturned boat

 

[Gypley]

My little boy is too young to work so would spend all day at nursery and would be one of those destructive kids.

My old girl would probably be a grumpy old dinner lady, complete with disposable fetching hat and slop ladle

 

[catwithclaws]

My mare would be a prostitute I think - always waving her girlie parts in boys faces. She may as well put a sign round her own neck saying 'Get It Here'

 

[merrymeasure]

My yearling Darcey would be a supermodel, I think. She has incredibly endless long legs, and is so elegant in everything she does, and also gorgeous! :

 

[vermillion]

I love these sort of threads!

TB Chestnut Mare would be a pretty intelligent girl in a testosterone fuelled male orientated environment; she is far too smart for her own good, and doesnt realise that she drives my neighbours riggish gelding wild when she is in season!

TB x gelding is an out an out playboy...probably to be found in a vest and shades partying somewhere on a beach. Work wouldn't feature for him- but if it had to he'd be a dj/surf instructor/on his gap year...

TB gelding would be a barman I think- loves socialising, always keen for a gossip over the fence and a nice guy to boot.

 

[The Fuzzy Furry]

FLF would be one of the girls in the gang, but not in the centre 'clique'.
Looking forwards to Fri nights on the town, always texting.
Works in a sensible office job that her parents approve of.
Underneath she is a little worried; usually about going to new places & meeting new people.
Occasionally throws a strop, tho this is more for effect but sometimes because she is genuinely worried.
Likes company

TF: Well, she is the office/playground nice-natured girl, often busy in organising everyone to join in. 1st at the table at parties for the buffet food, often helps friends eat their share when out to dinner.
Can often be found chatting on her mobile, whilst typing at her pc & nibbling sweeties at the same time. Phone calls are usually incoming as she is drying friends tears up from their problems.
Prone to putting on weight from all the biscuits she eats, but denys eating them when asked.....

 

[kezz86]

My girl would be a headmistress or perhaps a matron at a boarding school (the sort the students respect and love).

She's such a good teacher I can see her being very good in a school environment!

Motherly but strict enough to demand respect

 

[sandi_84]

Um Loki would probably be in a minimum wage job that didn't invole much in the way of actual work and he would probably smoke lots of cannabis He's a very laid back lazy dude but he has little paranoia attacks about silly things

 

[Gluttonforpunishment]

My mare would be a WAG. Pretty to look at but thick and utterly useless with a strong anti work ethic!!

 

[mandwhy]

My mare would be a prostitute I think - always waving her girlie parts in boys faces. She may as well put a sign round her own neck saying 'Get It Here'

Hahaha that made me laugh!

I'm going with burlesque dancer, or hair model!

 

[Twinkley Lights]

My mare would work in an Off Licence and buy her own booze and fags on her staff discount ... she is such a greedy mare

 

[DabDab]

The other would live at the side of Newquay beach under an upturned boat

 

[Equilibrium Ireland]

Cupcake would be a stripper to put herself through college. Pretty independant that one.

Stella would be a teacher.

Abba would be fat food critic doing eating challenges across the world.

Heidi would probably be unemployed and try and make a job of landing rich men so she could be a couch potato.

Frank would be an IT consultant that worked from home. He hates going anywhere.

In short anything for an easy life without much effort.

Terri

 

[Vodkagirly]

Mine would be a door keeper He likes hearding up the other horses and deciding who is allowed where is the field. He generally is non violent and does it all with a grumpy scrowl but if you cross him he will have you! The girlies all flock to him to.

 

[PoppyAnderson]

My mare would be in training to be a sumo wrestler.

 

[Hells Bells]

My mare would be one of those women who spends her life on mumsnet, spreading rumours, criticising other women's every move and then being a right flirt with the Dads at the play ground gates.

My old boy would be a lovely old man, who still attends his garden with as much love and attention as he can muster, but much prefers having a chat over the garden wall with passers by talking about old times.

My younger cob would be an apprentice, probably a plumber I think

 

[oldie48]

My dressage gelding would be a politician because he's opinionated, thinks he's cleverer than me and is not altogether honest! My oldie would be a dancer in Chorus Line.

 

[leah_x]

Mine would be a benefit cheat..

 

[Nicnac]

Ex-racehorse would be CEO of a multi-national. He's really really important; thinks he deserves very special treatment "what no heat lamps in my stable and no massage every time I exert myself?" and loves bossing everyone and everything around him. Is aloof and superior, but is a real softy under the haughty exterior.

ISH would be the really annoying in your face sales person - loves to please but just wants to fill his boots with money (food).
"Look how great I am at everything, hello - I'm here; are you sure you don't want me; I'll come back in 2 minutes and ask you again; hello it's me again; I'll just email you shall I or how about I give you a call; shall I pop round and see you.....and on & on & on..."

 

[mulledwhine]

Levi would be the official village idiot :

 

[mulledwhine]

Or the landed gentry , I only drinks Evian, don't ya know

 

[BBP]

Geeky Paper boy, desperately keen to do a good job even if he isn't quite sure what the point of it is, but far too chicken to go to peoples doors so would hurl the papers whilst traveling at top speed around the neighbourhood.

 

[CobsGalore]

I love this thread!

My lad would be a journalist, he's ridiculously nosy and loves following you to the point of it being annoying. He likes meeting new people and going to new places.

He would use his charm to get the information he wanted out of people and probably spread a bit of gossip too!

 

[moodymare123]

mine would be tied up in a nut house lol!!

 

[AdorableAlice]

The clydie x RID mare would be a telephone call girl in the day and the real deal at night, garter and push up bra, fiver a go, keep my number for another day.

Alice, a 2 year old RID x Cob would be a head girl, sensible brogues, serge knickers, always has a hanky and terribly polite.

The show horse, all 17.2 of him would be a male model, posing and pouting, cannot get wet, cold, hot or horror or horrors, have an imposter land on him.
Designer clothes only of course.

Ted, the feral carthorse, remains undecided in his chosen career path. So far the circus has rejected him. Carl Hester suggested Ted pursue a career in agriculture, obviously Carl is missing out on Ted getting to Rio, his loss.

Ted did work experience in Tesco, but had a blip in the carrot aisle, misunderstanding the difference between stack and xxxxt. He is currently waiting to hear from Dreams the bed people, he wants to be their chief tester. He does not know I have sent his CV to a canal barge holiday company.