If your horse had opposable thumbs and the internet....

One would be trolling, winding people up and generally causing trouble, making the odd intelligent post and surprising everyone, then returning to previous form.

The other would worry about and ask for advice on everything, before flouncing off if he didn't like the response.
 
Mine would start off a casual thread "HEY IM A NEW GUY, AND I'M SINGLE" to get all of the ladies attention. He'd then innocently add photos of himself and when the girls tell him he looks hot he would be coy and say "oh no thats just me out of work" whilst knowing all along what he is doing!

Secondly he'd start another thread "MY HUMAN IS BROKEN AND I'M SUFFERING FOR IT". It would go something along the lines of... "So, some other pony has gone and broken my mum's hand and she has it in this wierd plastic cast (I keep licking it but she's not keen - and she says I don't love her?". But why is she making me suffer? She says I'm on box rest because of mud fever, but it can't just be a coincidence - or can it?"
 
my Welsh d would clear out all available feed stockists and possibly start showcasing some of the art work that he has been creating on his stable wall. it was so nice of me to spend several hours and even more pounds painting the breeze blocks white so that he could express his artistic flair :) hopefully he would then trace his previous owners on Facebook and send them pictures of how bad his teeth were and include links to "basic care of your horse" websites :)
 
My old Tb would probably get one of the youngstock next door to help him and while they were at it stick a DVD on too.....

Mare- def internet dating. Just can't be on her own!

Other gelding - moaning he never gets a go on the computer as the others wont let him.
 
Actually I am pretty sure my mare would have a Fb account full of pouty pictures and ones with a coy look over her shoulder and perhaps the odd party poses with her on hard feed when she knows she is under-exercised!
 
The current Appy would spend most of her time chatting up stallions on chat rooms :eek: and then posting pictures of herself at her most alluring :D
She would probably also complain on here about not getting enough food and wanting advice on all the best bling :D
 
God Buddy would watching 'hilarious' videos on you tube and cluttering up your news feed on fb with 'funny' memes..
his posts would be weight related, about me :D
Overweight owner wwyd?!

And aww I love my hooman she tries so hard for me

Help field mates a bully, wwyd?

We did xc today!!

Ugh she's making us do dressage

Ect ect.

He wouldn't bitch though, or stir. I think he would try to be every ones buddy, literally :)
 
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