MiJodsR2BlinkinTite
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This a bit of fun really, am home with Man-Flu so a bit bored........
I got to thinking, if my boy/mare was a person, and anyone was invited to go round to their "place" for the evening, what would it be like???
My ideas:
My boy, traddie cob with Attitute. His place would be a typical men's den, filty, untidy and with fag-ends and beer cans everywhere. He's a bit of a Wayne Rooney himself temperamentally, so you'd expect to find a piccie of his hero pasted on the wall. Kitchen would be filled up with his fave stuff, i.e. beer (yes he likes it!), plus Marmite & bread (he likes marmite sandwiches) plus of course the requisite stuff like apples and sweet things.
He'd probably have a well-worn leather settee and the carpet would probably be threadbare in a few places. He'd never have any money on him and if he did it would be stuffed in a beer jug somewhere. There'd be a whole pile of red-letter bills and stuff coz he'd be too bone idle to do anything about it, plus be permanently skint anyway.
Bathroom would be quite interesting......... because he's got pink skin & white hair on his face and legs - he isn't actually as tough as he makes out. He'd have loads of lotions and potions i.e. suncream, Sudocrem for the scabby bits on his legs plus all his Sweet Itch lotions and potions.
Wardrobe: he'd probably be a casual guy in the main and his clothes would in the majority be from a jumble sale - and show it!, but actually he DOES look gorgeous when he's dressed up for a party, and would go for formal dicky bow & suit rather than anything less. He'd boast about how many drinks he could down, but in reality would be legless after the first half-pint I suspect.
He'd throw blokey parties where they'd settle down with a tinny and a takeaway to watch a DVD; place next morning would smell and look like a pigsty.
Mare (Welsh D, jet black) would have a tidy, well-ordered flat - somewhere quite trendy and where there was good local nightlife, which she'd crave as she's a socialite.
Her place would be tidy and would have a certain individual style - she'd probably have a few well-chosen Object d'Art pieces rather than anything garish and there would be a general air of individuality and style.
The kitchen would be clean, tidy & her freezer would be well-stocked with items for people just "dropping in" which she could bring out at a moment's notice. Ditto drinks cabinet well stocked with cocktails & stylish glasses.
Her wardrobe would be well stocked with zippy little designer labels plus she'd have a collection of high-heeled designer shoes.
She'd have a few stylish/fashion magazines like Vogue scattered around, plus a few scatter cushions on a snazzy new black leather settee.
She'd be an excellent hostess; polite, considerate and able to put people immediately at ease. She'd throw little charity/fundraising parties for good causes and her parties would be The Ones to Be Seen At.
I got to thinking, if my boy/mare was a person, and anyone was invited to go round to their "place" for the evening, what would it be like???
My ideas:
My boy, traddie cob with Attitute. His place would be a typical men's den, filty, untidy and with fag-ends and beer cans everywhere. He's a bit of a Wayne Rooney himself temperamentally, so you'd expect to find a piccie of his hero pasted on the wall. Kitchen would be filled up with his fave stuff, i.e. beer (yes he likes it!), plus Marmite & bread (he likes marmite sandwiches) plus of course the requisite stuff like apples and sweet things.
He'd probably have a well-worn leather settee and the carpet would probably be threadbare in a few places. He'd never have any money on him and if he did it would be stuffed in a beer jug somewhere. There'd be a whole pile of red-letter bills and stuff coz he'd be too bone idle to do anything about it, plus be permanently skint anyway.
Bathroom would be quite interesting......... because he's got pink skin & white hair on his face and legs - he isn't actually as tough as he makes out. He'd have loads of lotions and potions i.e. suncream, Sudocrem for the scabby bits on his legs plus all his Sweet Itch lotions and potions.
Wardrobe: he'd probably be a casual guy in the main and his clothes would in the majority be from a jumble sale - and show it!, but actually he DOES look gorgeous when he's dressed up for a party, and would go for formal dicky bow & suit rather than anything less. He'd boast about how many drinks he could down, but in reality would be legless after the first half-pint I suspect.
He'd throw blokey parties where they'd settle down with a tinny and a takeaway to watch a DVD; place next morning would smell and look like a pigsty.
Mare (Welsh D, jet black) would have a tidy, well-ordered flat - somewhere quite trendy and where there was good local nightlife, which she'd crave as she's a socialite.
Her place would be tidy and would have a certain individual style - she'd probably have a few well-chosen Object d'Art pieces rather than anything garish and there would be a general air of individuality and style.
The kitchen would be clean, tidy & her freezer would be well-stocked with items for people just "dropping in" which she could bring out at a moment's notice. Ditto drinks cabinet well stocked with cocktails & stylish glasses.
Her wardrobe would be well stocked with zippy little designer labels plus she'd have a collection of high-heeled designer shoes.
She'd have a few stylish/fashion magazines like Vogue scattered around, plus a few scatter cushions on a snazzy new black leather settee.
She'd be an excellent hostess; polite, considerate and able to put people immediately at ease. She'd throw little charity/fundraising parties for good causes and her parties would be The Ones to Be Seen At.
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