Do fictional characters count? Arch is Delboy - all flamboyant, always looking for the easy way out, always getting it wrong but is a good guy underneath it all.
Mont would be Desmond Tutu - a heart of gold, cheeky and good fun.
Pickles, the sect A would be a miniature Conan the Destroyer, lots of hair and nothing stands in his way be it electric fencing on the mains, heavy duty fencing or me being very fierce. Mr B would be David Beckham, great footwork, good looks, stylish,a bit OCD but disappointing in the vocal department.