If your horse was a human... what would they be like?

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Ok so we all know each of our horses have their own personalities, but what do you think they would be like if they were human. Include what sort of accent or job they would have.

Leo (welsh pony):
Handsome red head, blonder in the summer. Average height, does not tan well, usually burns. Poser infront of the camera but lacks some confidence with animals (humans really). very confident with the ladies and loves to date and woo; though can be known to be abit of a lad when with his male friends. Will play fight roughly with other men. loves to play and be outdoors.
If there is such a thing - would have a slightly posh strong welsh accent and would be a male model for some catalouge... though could do so much better.

Murphy (Welsh Pony):
Young grey haired lad, grey haired through genetics. This cheeky chappy loves to play practical jokes and laugh. Loves to sunbathe and have layins with nice walks in the afternoon. Very confient though can be quite bossy occasionally. Has no job, though would benifit from work and take his mind off his girlfriends. This guy is not to be underestimated, he is confident and a heart breaker. He is of average height and had a non-descript accent. Drives a black BMW.

Guinness (Welsh Pony):
This young lady looks grey but is really a cover up red head. She is shy and lack confiedence. With a slender build and a angular face this loveily lady would make a great model but at the moment works quietly as an artist. She is a perfectionist, and maintains a clean, welcoming home. Quiet and reserved she keeps to herself and prefers the company of either herself or her lady friends. Needs a nice quiet and understanding man to share her life with. Drives a old ford which has seen better days and has a delicate, soft voice.

only done my welsh atm. will post others soon. :)
 
Mine would be a typical lad about town, good looking, likes playing jokes, non committal, clever, sometimes arrogant, a bit of a player but with a sweet, affectionate side, a charmer.
 
Last mare Poutu - She would be very pretty, skinny, and once she got to know you was kind and friendly.. get on the wrong side of her however... :D

Buffy - She would be a very pretty "curvy" lady ;) Who gets on with pretty much everyone and tolerates alot before she looses her rag. Has a bit of an anxious side though :D
 
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Mmm - berg would be a bit of a jack the lad but also a mummy's boy too. Looks hard but actually a bit of a wuss (shire x)
 
Jeff - grubby big issue seller , who mutters to himself and roots through the bins for dinner.

Dan - Prep school boy with cap and blazer, always trying to give teacher an apple.
 
sadly, i have put quite a lot of thought into rubys' human personality;)
she is a german lesbian, works in a very right on left wing book shop, only reads improving books & eats organic vegan food, wears mud coloured clothes, doesnt really approve of fun but has a very strong work ethic & is very judgemental of others [horses - aka fatboy cob] who dont take their work seriously enough
 
mine would be the sort of bloke who thinks he looks like a young Tom Cruise but in fact more closely resembles John prescott...
 
or possibly as he is a welsh cob , thinks he looks like a young Tom Jones when in fact he is more like the old Tom Jones!
 
my old boy Rosc would be a tall skinny schizophrenic
sully hmmm probably a dopey geek whos pretty smart funny thread good work!!
 
hackedoff said:
or possibly as he is a welsh cob , thinks he looks like a young Tom Jones when in fact he is more like the old Tom Jones!
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aww poor tom jones i think he still looks sexy even tho hes getting on abit. :)

ive had a horse that would definately be a tom jones. lol
 
Fany would be a gentle kind maiden aunty, who is always there when times get tough but never pushes herself forward. She is wise but not bossy.She lives in a cottage with loads of adopted animals, bakes lots of scrummy cakes and has millions of friends, who she loves and who love her. Her home is messy and cluttered but busy and welcoming. She'll do anything for anyone. But push too hard and she can show her other side, she doesn't allow herself to be taken advantage of or bullied.Miss Marple type of old lady.

Cappy would be one of those gorgeous, gay men who are terribly camp and sharp witted but who have a kinder side. The guy that every girl wishes was straight, the best friend type. But cross him and you will be torn to pieces by his wit. Very opinionated, think Graham Norton. Totally loyal to those he loves, a total bitch to everyone else. He would live in a trendy flat and drive the latest car, image would be totally important. Prada, Christian La Croix
and Bolly- think AB FAB Patty type only mail..

I think I may have thought about this too much!
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Taz- he would be a very nice chilled, hansom irish man who is a ladies man, happy on minimum wage gets on with everyone can be lazy at times but once in the right frame of mind can exceed expectations, also very good at high jump ;)

Missey - thinks she's gorgeous but really isn't, thinks she can boss everyone around, possibly been in jail a few times, gobby, doesn't like listening to anyone else's opinion but is loved by Taz any who :)
 
Blue. A bit of a mummy's boy, Blue is a little shy around strangers but a show off with people he knows well. He can be a bit nervous in new situations. He is very nosy and likes to know everything that is going on. He is a greedy boy, and is prone to sulking if he doesn't get his own way. Blue can also be a bit of a bully, perhaps as a result of his insecurities but once he is put in his place he is happy to tow the party line.

Lola. A precocious child, Lola loves to be the centre of attention, fluttering her long eyelashes and gazing lovingly into the eyes of her admirers, particularly men. If she doesn't get her own way be prepared for spectacular tantrums, she pulls evil faces, stamps and will storm off in a huff. Lola is beautiful and knows it.
 
I think Alvin would have a split personality, he'd be like this most days..
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but has moments of this...
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all the while convinced he was this...
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Mmm, think mine would be a hunky rugby-playing blokey who loves his beer and being with his mates. But he has a sensitive side too and this comes out unexpectedly sometimes, such as the times when he really looks after his "mum".

He's renowned for being laid back and easy to get on with, and generally loves being with people and having lots of bustle and activity around him.

He's had just one or two "ASBO occasions" in the past, usually when his mum needs him to be a good lad, like shows or hunting, and he just finds it all far too exciting and can't handle it.

He's a big woosie though; he can deal with low flying jets, Chinook helicopters, you name it ..... BUT if he sees the vet approaching with a needle he just turns into a quivering heap and scuttles for cover.
 
Snowy - Hes contraversial! He would be an incredibly outspoken leader, although diplomatic/manipulative which leads to many horses following and hanging on his every instruction it does mean he has a run in with the odd rebel who gets put straigh then ignored pretty sharpish. He ONLY respects his mummy dearest ... he thinks no one else is good enough for him. As far as hes concerned the world owes him a living and gets very upset when being forced to do something he doesnt want to (come in, be ridden, leave his pals) but after stomping his feet and pulling faces will give in and do everything he is told to with the utmost respect.

Kestrel - Complete and utter A&^"*$)le that is all. Narcassistic, arrogant, rude and incredibly untrusting. The first time I met him the owner had given up trying to get him out of his stable and I spent 45 minutes with him before I could even put a rope near his neck then eventually put the headcollar on - as soon as he was out he ran off so I decided I just had to have him! Now hes good 80% of the time and a complete irrational idiot the rest of the time ;)
 
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