If your horse was a human... what would they be like?

[Enfys]

yes - but they would they go to a prom?

PMSL.

If they wanted to, but they could pay for their own limo They already have blingy show halters, one of them set me back $400! For a bit of leather and silver!

Fortunately they had pedicures recently, bit of sparkly polish and they're set to go

 

[bluewhippet]

sadly, i have put quite a lot of thought into rubys' human personality
she is a german lesbian, works in a very right on left wing book shop, only reads improving books & eats organic vegan food, wears mud coloured clothes, doesnt really approve of fun but has a very strong work ethic & is very judgemental of others [horses - aka fatboy cob] who dont take their work seriously enough

Ruby'smum, I am really intrigued: what she like as a horse?

My Arab boy would be a very good looking, charming but lazy, eternal child, lacks ambition but very loveable - a bit like my husband!

 

[ATrueClassAct]

My girl would be a massive exercise freak! She loves being ridden haha, she wouldnt be too bothered about partying since she's not bothered about turnout. She'd be One of those people with a super quick metabolism(she has one now haha) and Very energetic. she's also a natural people pleaser haha

 

[PingPongPony]

Bossy, lazy, short tempered, takes thing way too personally, likes some people and is very sweet to them but others she tells them straight away to ''go away '' she'd be the type that would go out all tarty looking on saturday night, drink too much, have a one night stand, pass out somewhere just to wake up in a middle of nowhere and don't remember a thing. i'd also imagine her as a manager somewhere but one of those that shout at everyone and then just sit there and watch everyone else work but not work herself she'd also be very stroppy and have mood swings, she's stubborn. She'd definitely be blonde! as sometimes she just has those blonde moments eg. go through one big puddle no problem but be terrified of the small one and refuse to move. she would be slim but a little on the chubby side. very lazy. easily amused and gets waaaaayyyy over excited about things she likes. i'd also imagine that she would love to ask people to do something for her and then once its done just destroy it and tell them that she only asked them to do it so that she could enjoy destroying it. she would never be able to say no to Galaxy smooth
I can think of many more things that she would be...
She would basically be a very cool and popular blonde weirdo

PS: No offence intneded towards blonde people at all ! I have many blonde best friends and they're very clever. She'd be the blonde form all of those jokes about blondes, the rare case of total stupidity and flashes of cleverness... but not many

 

[Trish C]

I actually know the human version of Monty...

Very clever but a bit lazy, if he likes you will do anything for you but in his own way and when he decides to, pure messer, enjoys coming up with those short one-liners that stir up trouble amongst everyone else... has no sense of where 'the line' is in humour, likes to break/wreck things, loves being out and nosing around things but at the same time needs his own space and loves peace and quiet. Very grumpy but no bad in him and a bit of a softie really underneath it all, gets on with most people at a very superficial level, but only lets a very, VERY select few really close to him. Quite oppinionated. (I think if Monty and I were human friends we'd argue quite a bit but it'd be forgotten about very quickly) Most of all enjoys causing trouble just for the sheer fun of causing trouble. Catchphrases, "knocking walls" and "for $h!ts and giggles" (literally, these are the human-version-of-Monty friend's catchphrases and they couldn't be more apt! )

Would definitely have had an ASBO as a teenager, and would possibly have appeared on crimewatch during his extremely rebellious phase.

 

[SuperCoblet]

A chav!!
Always up to no good and escaping home to get more 'grass'
Also the burbrey clothing:

note the orange nose... Even more getting up to no good!*
He gets his own way by bullying and using his strength. He likes food and lazing around all day!

 

[jeeve]

Charlie Brown - mini - long hair, scruffy, a little tubby, quiet, lovely sweet and lots of fun, but always with the hand in the cookie jar

Casey - 16.1 ISH - handsome, control freak re those in his life needs to know what they are doing, why, when they'll be back, where they are going, but good natured, sociable type, does not like to miss out on anything, bit of a thug, makes his own rules, has a sense of humour

Destiny - 14hh Freisan/riding pony/ASH A bit too pretty, all the men after her and all the boys, looks in the mirror a bit, but sweet & fun

Misty - 13.2 Aust Pony - Classic good looks, a bit highly strung, shy with strangers, hard working, gets the job done

Kim - 15.2 hh Solid appaloosa Old fellow, could not give 2 hoots what any one thinks of him, loves to sun himself, often scratching himself at the wrong time, seen better days, keen on his meat & 3 vege, enjoys the occasional walk when not resting, likes company but happy on his own

Dusty - 13.2hh Welsh/ QH cross - Michievous, loves the girls, must be pretty, gets into scraps, mostly about girls, bit of a temper, smart, looks for trouble, athletic, scrubs up well

Grace - 16. hh Clydie/TB X Attractive, quiet and hard working, aware of her good looks, but very quiet and slim

 

[MaisieMooandCometToo]

Maisie would be of average height, often passed over but really very natural and pretty. She'd struggle a bit with maintaining her weight and would constantly be trying diets although she'd never actually be more than slightly round. She'd be very quiet and laid back, she'd try to get along with everyone but that could sometimes lead to her being taken advantage of and bullied. She wouldn't really be into boys and would be a very hard worker, always wanting to please but not always having the ability to achieve the desired outcome.

Comet would be short, the type that everyone thinks should be fat but is actually very skinny and incredibly handsome. He would be very talented but completely unmotivated to work. He would be incredibly opinionated and grumpy, he wouldn't have a great deal of friends because he would've alienated them all but those that he did have would be treated as slaves. You wouldn't want to cross him, he wouldn't be forgiving! You could describe him as a thug but his wit would've evaded any ASBO's!!!

 

[Allie5]

Tommy - 2yr old BWB - Tommy is the nice lad at school. All the girls fancy him rotten and he has no idea that he's utterly gorgeous! He loves his friends and playing rugby. He's the captain of the rugby team and can often be seen leading the team in training. He's intelligent but more likely to use that intelligence in a practical way ie he learns about things by getting his hands on them and exploring. He's a real softy and loves his mum but he's also very very sociable and loves meeting new people!
Darcey - 13yr old IDxWB- Darcey has ,as the Americans say, issues. A former top athlete she is now a little bit plump and working as a nanny. She is happy with her own company but once she gets to know someone she is a loyal and enthusiastic friend. She can be grumpy and chase potential new friends away, she has a close circle of friends and doesn't see why she needs any new ones. Generally she hates the gym, she finds it boring but if her personal trainer insists she can really show why she used to be such a great athlete. She would much rather exercise outside and do things she enjoys.

Love them both! Odd pair that they are!